1. Nate (Noah Taylor) from Red, White, & Blue, Directed by Simon Rumley
Ah, Nate. Who can forget his little chat with a tied-up, terrified family? His brutal removal of a certain someone's scalp? As sadistic as he was, one had to admit, Nate had style, and his dedication to his wreck of a sweetheart made his badness, well, not seem so bad. Rumley was inspired to cast Noah Taylor when he saw him as a young man in "Flirting" and "The Year my Voice Broke" playing Australian teenager Danny and saw potential for a darker undercurrent. Well, folks -- I've seen Danny, and Nate ain't no Danny. Noah Taylor proved to be the right choice, giving a terrifying performance as a psychopath with a small glimmer of humanity hidden somewhere in his deep, dark mind.
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2. Eva Khatchadourian (Tilda Swinton) from We Need to Talk About Kevin, Directed by Lynne Ramsay
There were times when reluctant mother Eva seemed quite unlikable- cold, unloving, even a bitch. But who could love little Satan spawn Kevin, with his propensity for killing hamsters and malevolent manipulation of both his hapless parents? Certainly not Eva. She didn't even want to be a mother, much less to a vindictive little sociopath. Did she deserve what happens too her, as Kevin slowly took over her life? Certainly not. But her nasty comment about fat people midway through the movie reminds us that we are dealing with a bit of an elitist.
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3. Francis (Aidan Gillen) from Buddy Boy, Directed by Mark Hanlon
This movie is quite a find, and you can be forgiven for never having heard of it. Aidan Gillen (who is now best known a Petyr 'Littlefinger' Bealish in Game of Thrones) plays a weird little dude who probably got beat up a lot in school, who lives with (and cares for) his vile invalid stepmother (the late Susan Tyrell) in an big city apartment that could definitely use an interior decorator. Francis is quite a character, a lonely Roman Catholic with a profound stutter, poor oral hygiene, and a penchant for voyeurism. We are first introduced to him when he's is in the midst of his favorite activity- abusing his body, to a pornagraphic picture. He's a little creepy, but mostly sad, with a disturbing habit of projecting his issues onto the women in his life. The most unbelievable part of this movie is not Susan Tyrell's unusual use of her artifical leg, but the idea that Francis could lose his virginity (finally) to Emmanuelle Seigner. Not likely!
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You can't help but feel sorry for odd little May as she goes about trying to make friends and find love in an uncaring world. My sympathy pervaded even after May's actions took a turn for the sociopathic. Can't find a friend? Make one! At least that's what May's dear old mother used to say, and May takes this quite literally as she recycles body parts from the people who have rejected her, all in hopes of making a corpse-friend for her to love... forever.
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Is your daughter's lithe teenage friend looking mighty attractive? Don't do it... all the more mess to clean up later. Unless, of course, you are already doomed. "Remember those posters that said, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die." Lester narrates from beyond the grave, putting forth a tale of Suburbia gone awry. It would be hard to pity well-off, smug Lester if not for his wife, Carolyn, a harpy from the depths of hell. How dare he work out in his garage? How dare he masturbate in his OWN BED? In the midst of suburban discontent, Lester realizes what's really important, but not before Lester, Carolyn, and their teenaged daughter Jane (Thora Birch) experience an ugly falling out.
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6. James Brocklebank (Leo Bill) from The Living & The Dead, Directed by Simon Rumley
James is one of the saddest, maddest, most unhinged characters you will ever meet, and also one of the most confused. To watch this movie is to take a journey with him, to get caught up in the lives of these people. What did and didn't he do? What is he and what is he not responsible for? If you are like me, you cannot help but pity him, even as he mistreats his elderly, infirm mother (Kate Fahy) who is quite terrified to discover that her son has gone bonkers, and that matricide is not out of the question. People who argue that the film 'makes no sense' are missing the point -- this film, a true original. It takes the rhythm and logic of a nightmare, and doesn't let you go.
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7. Frank Murdoch (Joel Murray) from God Bless America, Directed by Bobcat Goldtwait
A killer with morals? Sounds to some like an oxymoron. But Frank has some sort of moral code, even if no one but him can understand it. Angry and burned out by American society, Frank loses his job, is diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor, and finally snaps, going after popular but shallow, stupid, and cruel celebrities. Oh, but why did poor Chloe of "Chloe's Sweet Sixteen" have to die? Because she was a grade-A cunt, that's why, and according to Frank, society is better of without her. Taxi Driver for the MTV generation. Along the way, Frank acquires a 16-year-old accomplice, Roxy (Tara Lynne Barr) who fancies him. "What, you can kill a 16-year-old but you can't fuck one?" Challenges Roxy. Yep. And don't piss Frank off, or YOU- yes, YOU... could become his next victim.
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8. Bernie Tiede (Jack Black) from Bernie, Directed by Richard Linklater
Good, helpful, neighborly Bernie, Would Bernie Tiede, Carthage, Texas' most loved citizen, really murder an old lady in cold blood? Not a snowball's chance in Hell, say Carthage's townspeople. But what is the story with good ol' Bernie? And what's hidden in the freezer that our friendly neighbor doesn't want us to see? Bernie, a rather strange choice for School of Rock director Richard Linklater, follows the ensuing disillusionment when Bernie Tiede is accused of killing mean old Mrs. Nugent, the town resident cranky old lady. Linklater's weird but true dark comedy incorporates real Carthage citizens in interviews, and makes us wonder if good old Bernie was so selfless after all.
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9. Briony Tallis (Saoirse Ronan) from Atonement, Directed by Joe Wright
Okay, I'm going to bring a voice to a much-hated film character. Everywhere I go, I find people saying things like 'little bitch' and 'Briony, burn in Hell.' Come on, we're not talking about Joffrey (GoT) here! Now, I'm sure many of you have done dumb ass things when you were young. Accused an innocent man of rape? Maybe not. Maybe Briony did enough stupid for two lifetimes. But did she deserve to be punished for the rest of her life? She didn't write the book at the end to "make things better," when things had gone from bad to total shitstorm (to quote Jesse Eisenberg in Zombieland.) She wrote the book to soothe her own guilt and hurt, which had been raw and exposed for years. Come on. The girl did a stupid thing. However, she did have a bratty, vindictive side (as most little girls surely do) so she goes on this list.
(P.S. The real villain of this film was Benedict Cumberbatch.)
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10. Monsieur Hire (Michel Blanc) from Monsieur Hire, Directed by Patrice Leconte
Monsieur Hire is an enigma- a misanthropic, friendless Frenchman with voyeuristic pastimes and what appears to be a past sex offense (?) on his record. Throughout the movie it seems like he is the 'bad guy,' but then the object of his voyeurism (Sandrine Bonnaire) inexplicably takes an interest in him. Who is manipulating who here? You are left with pity for Monsieur Hire and the feeling that, despite Monsieur's transgressions, his neighbor is the true antagonist for leading him on.
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Part II is coming!
