10 Funny New Years Resolutions
Well its that time of the year again to say goodbye and say hello to a better, more successful year. Now the question is were you able to accomplish and keep your new years resolution? Did you even make one? I personally never make new year resolutions simply because I’ve been satisfied with the achievements I accomplish every year and even if I wasn’t, I usually don’t wait until new years day to set goals when I can set them whenever I want. Many people make new years resolutions to have a focal point, start fresh, and have a sense of direction, so will you be making a new years resolution?
I came across some funny new years resolutions, enjoy :
- I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
- I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
- Stop exercising. Waste of time.
- Procrastinate more.
- I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.
- I will treat my girlfriend better, I won’t make her carry all the groceries the next time we go to the market.
- Start washing my hands after I use the restroom.
- Only eat white snow.
- Help kids stay safe by not texting on my cell phone while eating McDonald’s and speeding through crosswalks in school zones with a frost covered windshield
- Eat more fruit… snacks
