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10 Funny New Years Resolutions

By Amazinglynormal @amazinglynorm

10 Funny New Years Resolutions

Well its that time of the year again to say goodbye and say hello to a better, more successful year. Now the question is were you able to accomplish and keep your new years resolution? Did you even make one? I personally never make new year resolutions simply because I’ve been satisfied with the achievements I accomplish every year and even if I wasn’t, I usually don’t wait until new years day to set goals when I can set them whenever I want. Many people make new years resolutions to have a focal point, start fresh, and have a sense of direction, so will you be making a new years resolution?

I came across some funny new years resolutions, enjoy :

  1. I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
  2. I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
  3. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
  4. Procrastinate more.
  5. I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.
  6. I will treat my girlfriend better, I won’t make her carry all the groceries the next time we go to the market.
  7. Start washing my hands after I use the restroom.
  8. Only eat white snow.
  9. Help kids stay safe by not texting on my cell phone while eating McDonald’s and speeding through crosswalks in school zones with a frost covered windshield
  10. Eat more fruit… snacks

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