Wish You Weren't Here...

 by Ashley Lister
 The theme this week is the back yard. Specifically, it's the phrase, "not in my back yard". Sadly, abundant in my back yard, are these things.

I don't know whether slugs are the gardener's friends, enemies, or friends with occasional benefits. I do know that slugs genuinely scare the hell out of me. I'm not sure if it's limaxaphobia but I do know that it's a debilitating fear. How bad a fear? It' so bad that I'm honestly scared by this movie.

And, after seeing the following clip, I have to admit, I can no longer hear Barry White without feeling a little queasy. Please be aware that this clip contains scenes of a graphic sexual nature.