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What Does A Robot Have To Do To Hitch A Ride Around Here?

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

A Canadian hitch-hiking robot that successfully toured parts of the world was reportedly destroyed in Philadelphia by vandals.

CBC reports that fake surveillance footage of the destruction of “HitchBOT” has surfaced online.

3 People We Suspect Decimated HitchBOT

1. The statue of Rocky in Philadelphia we assume is a thing. Stop running into prize-fighting statues, dumb robot!

2. Any Republican Presidential Candidate who believes that the robot should get a job and pay for its own rides.

3. Taxi drivers who were already mad at Uber, let alone robots that don’t pay for rides.


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