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Stuck Serving
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Stuck Serving is a humor site where waiters submit funny stories that happen while you are waiting tables.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 138 )
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Tears In An Elevator
I work at a high volume roof top bar/restaurant in a city famous for it’s beautiful weather, historic charm and abundance of watering holes. Needless to say we... Read more
Posted on 09 December 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Dealing With Coworkers
A few years back a server who I apparently was getting coo with me decided to express her dissatisfaction with black tables (she is white). “Poor tippers” she... Read more
Posted on 10 November 2011 DIARIES, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Written Up
I’ll never forget this 4 top i was waiting on at a steakhouse i once worked for. They ALL ordered steaks….steaks with salads and loaded baked potatoes…the... Read more
Posted on 30 October 2011 DIARIES, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Oh Look, Here Comes A Douchebag
I have recently turned 24, I’ve gone to university for a couple years, worked my ass off to get my diploma, and I make more money with my tips than I would... Read more
Posted on 19 October 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Blondie, Bling, & The 5 Hour Dinner
Table 12. This extravagant old lady (let’s call her Betty), came in at 6pm, told me her two friends will be joining her. She also pointed to the other seats... Read more
Posted on 10 October 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Stuck Up As*Holes
It was a really busy Sunday afternoon, Sunday’s are always our busiest day of the week because it’s when big families come out for a traditional Sunday roast. A... Read more
Posted on 30 September 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Host Woes
I work in a fantastic pizza restaurant as both a host and a server. (It’s great- amazing bosses, amazing coworkers, and they feed us all the time.) I hosted... Read more
Posted on 11 September 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Job Application No-No
I work for my family as our Indian Restaurant in a small town, which is sort of a suburb of a larger city 15 minutes away. We have been open about a year &... Read more
Posted on 09 September 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Fun Tables
The restaurant I work at is on the fancy end for this part of Central Wisconsin. People here (as in most of middle class America, I’d suggest) rate a... Read more
Posted on 03 September 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION -
India Indian Food
I work at an Indian restaurant that my family owns, in a small town where not a lot of people are familiar with Indian food. We are only about 15 minutes away... Read more
Posted on 01 September 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Beating Your Kids At My Restaurant Is NOT Alright!
To the disgusting fat body who thinks it’s alright to beat your little girl, (and by beat, I mean BEAT, full-on Ike Turner) you may just want to make sure the... Read more
Posted on 19 August 2011 DIARIES, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION -
No Money? Don’t Eat!
Image by FotoosVanRobin via Flickr Okay so I work at a five star restaurant…and I average about 100$ to 150$ a night and its pretty easy work. BUT GOD DAMN thei... Read more
Posted on 26 July 2011 DIARIES, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Truly The Weirdest Experience of Any Server
I worked at a popular Italian-American chain. It was about 40 minutes to closing and I knew that the table that sat in my section in the bar area would not be... Read more
Posted on 20 July 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Stubborn Cork
Usually, with a little care, I can open a bottle of wine even when the cork has broken in half. Tonight, for the first time, I and the rest of the floor staff... Read more
Posted on 19 July 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
If Only I Had Asked Her
Image via Wikipedia Not quite waiting tables, but I was working at an ice cream shop. A woman came in with five kids who looked about 10 and younger. Read more
Posted on 16 July 2011 DIARIES, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Watch Your Children!
Image by sasharae7 via Flickr This story took place about a month ago, but it still annoys and amuses me to this day. It was a slow day in the restaurant I... Read more
Posted on 03 July 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Snotty Tissue Rant
Image by the*pink*butterfly via Flickr A man that used to come to my bar often always brought one of those little travel packs of tissues with him. Read more
Posted on 01 July 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Why Does This Money Feel Damp…oh.
This is a short one. Once upon a time at the magical place I work I was taking care of a rather large woman who quite large with even larger assets (ahem). Read more
Posted on 27 June 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION -
Because We Have All Served the Douche/bitch on a Date and Wondered WTF Does...
Dating tips I learned from being a waitress 459 Comments Post a Comment Read More from This Author » Report Abuse Share retweet Email Print By Lauren Romano –... Read more
Posted on 24 June 2011 DIARIES, HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Funny Waiter T-Shirts
The good folks at 86BadTips.com have given Stuck Serving a private link to their awesome shirts, only available for you guys on this site. Read more
Posted on 20 June 2011 HUMOR