Lee Bemrose



  • twobluefish http://www.twobluefish.blogspot.com/

    The sub-heading is 'There is funny shit everywhere... sometimes you just have to squint a little to see it."

    Originally an online diary with humorous leanings, it now also covers my theatre reviews and interviews, interviews with musicians, actors, extreme skiers, you name it. The interviews have appeared in various magazines. Throughout, there are also examples of my long running humour column, Grumpy.


  • Default Setting

    : Unhappy.Social: Has friends, few close, all fleeting.Love: It's complicated.Emotional State: See Default Setting.About Those Friends: They happen, like rainy... Read more

    Posted on 03 December 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Apart & Together

    Apart TogetherApart.They were suddenly at the same stall at that market, the one with the clothes and jewellery from far away places. They didn't know they... Read more

    Posted on 26 November 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Random Turn

    It was his solitary walk from his work to his home. He chose a different path each day. His random wandering at the end of his random but predictable day.Some... Read more

    Posted on 23 November 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Moon


    Today in the cafe... It was hot today, so I wore a pair of my mega baggy, mega billowy, mega meshy doof pants to work. The Boys are very grateful for the freedo... Read more

    Posted on 17 November 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Black Cat Memories

    Black Memories

    I am frequently deeply unhappy for a number of reasons, but here I am with friends and my beloved The Dreaded One. The fact that I am displaying teeth... Read more

    Posted on 05 November 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Solitude

    Dear Potential New Friends,Sorry - forget it. Don't make friends with me. I don't like this friendship thing. It only leads to trouble. And if not trouble,... Read more

    Posted on 04 November 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Today In The Cafe... The Anger Experiment

    Today in the cafe... The friendship between Grumpy and Kafka Woman is quite a unique and unlikely thing, filled with unique and unlikely conversations and... Read more

    Posted on 02 November 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • How To Say Goodbye

    He was sitting in some bright and peaceful place, and all of his life was there before him. She was there, and she was there, and she was there, and they were... Read more

    Posted on 01 November 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Another Happy Story About Love And Suicide

    Today in the cafe... I was in a reasonably good mood in the morning. This is actually a small miracle. I soaked it up. I back-swam leisurely through those... Read more

    Posted on 26 October 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Dragon Dreaming 2016

    Dragon Dreaming 2016

    Wee Jasper. Dragon Dreaming. Such a beautiful festival. Love the people who organised this and I love the people I shared my time there with. I wasn't in a... Read more

    Posted on 25 October 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Spoons & Noodles On The Way To Dragon Dreaming

    Currently in a cheap hotel room in Albury en route to a festival, eating takeaway Thai noodles with teaspoons because we forgot to grab takeaway cutlery and... Read more

    Posted on 21 October 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Crutch Woman? Word Woman? Enthusiasm Woman?

    Today in the cafe... A customer entered carrying crutches, her broken leg heavily bandaged. "I've been in rehab but I've had enough," she announced to the near... Read more

    Posted on 21 September 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • She's Gone

    She's Gone

    Kafka Woman, who has brought so much love and laughter and silly into my life, she has left and may not be coming back. I was devastated to hear this news just... Read more

    Posted on 14 September 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • An Esoteric Poem For Someone

    Together, alone,They said things,And they said things,And they said things,Long into the night.Jeff Goldblum,Fucking Jeff Goldblum. Read more

    Posted on 04 September 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Pixel Review, Melbourne 2016

    Pixel Review, Melbourne 2016

    PixelReviewed by Lee BemroseMy review request for Pixel went something like this:“Hey Australian Stage – I'd really like to review this. It looks so trippy... Read more

    Posted on 01 September 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Woven Hand, Story And Pictures

    Woven Hand, Story Pictures

    This is a new favourite song of mine. It came on today as I was finishing up in my empty cafe. I turned it up loud (I suggest you do the same). It's dark and... Read more

    Posted on 30 August 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Oblivion

    I've lost. It's over. I'm lost. I'm too many things and not enough of one thing. I needed to be one thing. But I was never going to be one thing. I was never... Read more

    Posted on 28 August 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • The Proposal

    You understand that this is it. We will never see each other again.Yes, I understand the situation. We won't ever see each other again.Hand held gently to cheek... Read more

    Posted on 26 August 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • One Lucky Soul

    Lucky Soul

    Saw this on my walk home from the cafe today. The moon looked spectacular. I was feeling melancholy (oh that old friend is back and hanging around again), but... Read more

    Posted on 17 August 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • A Mutley Moment

    Mutley Moment

    Today in the cafe... I was telling my new helper a story and she actually spat an entire mouthful of coffee onto the wall with laughter. It didn't spray, just... Read more

    Posted on 16 August 2016 SELF EXPRESSION