Lee Bemrose



  • twobluefish http://www.twobluefish.blogspot.com/

    The sub-heading is 'There is funny shit everywhere... sometimes you just have to squint a little to see it."

    Originally an online diary with humorous leanings, it now also covers my theatre reviews and interviews, interviews with musicians, actors, extreme skiers, you name it. The interviews have appeared in various magazines. Throughout, there are also examples of my long running humour column, Grumpy.


  • Staying Here, For Now

    Hey. Hey you, yeah you.I've got it now,I understand what's going on.I'm a guy in this story,There's no other explanation,I'm just a guy in this story. Read more

    Posted on 11 January 2017 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Diego & Tallulah, Love & Friendship

    Diego Tallulah, Love Friendship

    This is the Belafonte twins, Diego and Tallulah. I am the pretty and feminine one Tallulah, on your right. The one on the left is my rugged and handsome brother... Read more

    Posted on 08 January 2017 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Self Esteem

    My friend made a guitarFrom the warmest woodWith his own hands.Can you make a guitarFrom wood,With your own hands?No, I cannot make a guitarFrom woodWith My... Read more

    Posted on 06 January 2017 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Enough

    I've loved you,I've loved you,I've loved and I've loved,And I've always loved you.But you hate.You hate.You've grown to hate.You hate me.I am a fuck. I am a... Read more

    Posted on 29 December 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • I Don't Care

    Christmas,I don't care.Birthdays,I don't care.Valentine's Day,I especially don't care.Mother's Day,I don't fucking care.Father's Day,Don't fucking care.New... Read more

    Posted on 12 December 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Default Setting

    : Unhappy.Social: Has friends, few close, all fleeting.Love: It's complicated.Emotional State: See Default Setting.About Those Friends: They happen, like rainy... Read more

    Posted on 03 December 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Apart & Together

    Apart TogetherApart.They were suddenly at the same stall at that market, the one with the clothes and jewellery from far away places. They didn't know they... Read more

    Posted on 26 November 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Random Turn

    It was his solitary walk from his work to his home. He chose a different path each day. His random wandering at the end of his random but predictable day.Some... Read more

    Posted on 23 November 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Moon


    Today in the cafe... It was hot today, so I wore a pair of my mega baggy, mega billowy, mega meshy doof pants to work. The Boys are very grateful for the freedo... Read more

    Posted on 17 November 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Black Cat Memories

    Black Memories

    I am frequently deeply unhappy for a number of reasons, but here I am with friends and my beloved The Dreaded One. The fact that I am displaying teeth... Read more

    Posted on 05 November 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Solitude

    Dear Potential New Friends,Sorry - forget it. Don't make friends with me. I don't like this friendship thing. It only leads to trouble. And if not trouble,... Read more

    Posted on 04 November 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Today In The Cafe... The Anger Experiment

    Today in the cafe... The friendship between Grumpy and Kafka Woman is quite a unique and unlikely thing, filled with unique and unlikely conversations and... Read more

    Posted on 02 November 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • How To Say Goodbye

    He was sitting in some bright and peaceful place, and all of his life was there before him. She was there, and she was there, and she was there, and they were... Read more

    Posted on 01 November 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Another Happy Story About Love And Suicide

    Today in the cafe... I was in a reasonably good mood in the morning. This is actually a small miracle. I soaked it up. I back-swam leisurely through those... Read more

    Posted on 26 October 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Dragon Dreaming 2016

    Dragon Dreaming 2016

    Wee Jasper. Dragon Dreaming. Such a beautiful festival. Love the people who organised this and I love the people I shared my time there with. I wasn't in a... Read more

    Posted on 25 October 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Spoons & Noodles On The Way To Dragon Dreaming

    Currently in a cheap hotel room in Albury en route to a festival, eating takeaway Thai noodles with teaspoons because we forgot to grab takeaway cutlery and... Read more

    Posted on 21 October 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Crutch Woman? Word Woman? Enthusiasm Woman?

    Today in the cafe... A customer entered carrying crutches, her broken leg heavily bandaged. "I've been in rehab but I've had enough," she announced to the near... Read more

    Posted on 21 September 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • She's Gone

    She's Gone

    Kafka Woman, who has brought so much love and laughter and silly into my life, she has left and may not be coming back. I was devastated to hear this news just... Read more

    Posted on 14 September 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • An Esoteric Poem For Someone

    Together, alone,They said things,And they said things,And they said things,Long into the night.Jeff Goldblum,Fucking Jeff Goldblum. Read more

    Posted on 04 September 2016 SELF EXPRESSION
  • Pixel Review, Melbourne 2016

    Pixel Review, Melbourne 2016

    PixelReviewed by Lee BemroseMy review request for Pixel went something like this:“Hey Australian Stage – I'd really like to review this. It looks so trippy... Read more

    Posted on 01 September 2016 SELF EXPRESSION