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Getting It Together

Do I win the Worst Blogger Award? I’ve been MIA for quite a while and for the life of me, I cannot find a place in my new apartment to take good outfit photos. Read more
Posted on 16 May 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Home Wares

Yes, I am still in home decor mode. Also, I still can’t quite find the best place to take outfit pictures in my new place and I have an irrational fear of takin... Read more
Posted on 23 April 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Shipping Out to…Wrentham

Since I moved, I’ve been totally focused on unpacking, cleaning, and figuring out how to take the apartment from bachelor pad to…anything other than bachelor... Read more
Posted on 11 April 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
30 Second Review: NUDE Skincare ProGenius Treatment Oil

NUDE Skincare ProGenius Treatment Oil Many moons ago, I was sucked into the face oil hype and tried out one from a major brand with a great reputation. It was... Read more
Posted on 08 April 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
I’ve Moved On

I wish I could say I’ve been radio silent the past few weeks because I was on a secluded island with kittens, puppies, and Tom Hardy, but no. Read more
Posted on 03 April 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Mikkat Market

This may come as a surprise to you, but I will occasionally take some time out of my busy day to visit one or two online stores. Read more
Posted on 08 March 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Black ‘n’ Blue

Silly pose. Cute outfit. Take my word for it that it was much better in person. vest – DKNY shirt – Lands End Canvas jeans – Forever21 sneakers – Target Read more
Posted on 04 March 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
30 Second Review: Giorgio Armani Maestro Foundation

Foundations promise so much – poreless skin, no wrinkles, and the radiance of an angel brought to earth with a few swipes. Most are pretty good, some are... Read more
Posted on 24 February 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Ugh Winter

I want to make a line of winter hats that say “I’m not really this fat. I’m just wearing a ton of layers. Winter, ya’know?” Some of you may know that I’m not a... Read more
Posted on 22 February 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Where My Spinsters At?

A few nights ago, I arrived home to find my parents snuggled up in bed together. Aww cute. Then I went to my bedroom and found my two cats, also snuggled... Read more
Posted on 11 February 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Winter Getting You Down?

Stick some skulls in your ears. Works for me! Get ‘em here. Read more
Posted on 06 February 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Eating My Words

Remember months and months ago when I was all “eww, wedge sneakers are the suck”? As Wendy Brandes cleverly put it, never is the next new thing. So, uh, you lik... Read more
Posted on 19 January 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
30 Second Review: MAC Pressed Pigment in Deeply Pressing

So bad. OMG SO BAD. You might as well dunk your entire face in a vat of glitter. The fallout from this eyeshadow is that bad. I tried it with an eyeshadow prime... Read more
Posted on 11 January 2013 HAIR & BEAUTY
Au Revoir 2012!

Later is beter than never… It’s all fun and games until you get glitter in your champagne. All photos from Greg at Covetous Creatures. shirt- J. Read more
Posted on 07 January 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
I Blue Myself

When colorblocking became a major trend in 2012 (or 2011 – I just had a birthday so I’m old and I can’t remember) I was a bit miffed. Because I’ve always worn... Read more
Posted on 03 January 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Merry Christmas…to Me!

This has been one of the least stressful Christmas’ for me ever. Which means I planned and prepped so well that I deserve a treat. Or two. Or three. 1. Etsy rin... Read more
Posted on 20 December 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
XOXO Gossip Girl

Am I the only one still watching Gossip Girl? Yes, the plot twists are absurd. Serena’s short skirts are even more so. But when Gossip Girl does fashion well,... Read more
Posted on 17 December 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Black is My Security Blanket

These are my (current) favorite jeans. They’re ultra-stretchy, super comfortable, and just interesting enough to be fun. They’re great for going out with... Read more
Posted on 11 December 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Barbara Tfank

The New York Post calls her “the most important designer you’ve never heard of”. She is Barbara Tfank, who launched her eponymous label in 2001, and has since... Read more
Posted on 05 December 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
I’m Just Kitten

This is quite possibly the most “me” outfit that has ever existed. Grey? check. Bright pink? check. Cats? check. Bad puns? check. Bad, awkward posing? double... Read more
Posted on 04 December 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE