Top 10 Unusual and Completely Pointless Inflatables
I don’t really know why, but the other day I brought some inflatable saxophones. It might have only been pennies on a hot-deal, but what was the point? Just so I can pretend to play jazz? Well I suppose I could at least pretend to play along with some music, but this lot is completely pointless…
Top 10 Unusual and Completely Pointless Inflatables
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Pointless Inflatable Toast
10 – Toast
We saw this in my post “Top 10 Unusual Toast Gifts” and it doesn’t matter how much I try and think of a reason to own it I really can’t. So if you want fake slice of toast that will pop the second you try and cut it with the butter knife, this might well be the perfect gift for you.
Pointless Inflatable Clapper Board
9 – Clapper Board
It doesn’t give you the right to make movies and makes a slapping noise rather than clapping. But if you have room in your life for a inflatable clapper board then I have found one for you right here.
Pointless Inflatable Window
8 – Window
Have you been stuck in the middle cubical at work with no line of sight on a window? Well worry no more because you can now buy this instantly inflatable window, and if you buy a outdoor fresh-air spray it will feel as if you are working outside looking in.
Pointless Inflatable Turkey
7 – Turkey
You know the scenario. It is the grand final of master chef, you have made it this far, but suddenly you realise you forgot to take the turkey out the oven, and it has been burnt to a crisp. Well worry not because as long as the tasters don’t stick a knife in it to cut it you could get away with it thanks to this amazing inflatable cooked turkey. Just tell the the turkey is for display garnish only, and not part of the main vegetable meal.
Pointless Inflatable Toupee
6 – Toupee
You know what its like, you rush out on a blind dates and suddenly while walking past a shop window you realise you have forgotten your Toupee! Well worry not if you have already purchased this inflatable one before hand.
Pointless Inflatable Fruit Cake
5 – Fruit Cake
Panic stations! Nana is coming round and you have forgotten to buy a fruit cake for her 12 o’clock cuppa! Well don’t worry, just simply inflate this one and it is job done! Besides she is a fruit cake anyway and won’t be able to taste the difference.
Pointless Inflatable Brain
4 – Brain
What you are looking at is far from pointless! This is the latest in cutting edge Zombie distraction devices. Just inflate, chuck and by the time they realise it is nothing more than a fake you could be long gone.
Pointless Inflatable Meatloaf
3 – Meatloaf
Do you sometimes feel empty inside and wish you knew what your life was missing to fill that void? Well maybe it is this inflatable meat loaf! After all the singer will do anything for love, but you know what he wouldn’t do? He wouldn’t waste money buying pointless inflatable foods!
Pointless Inflatable Unicorn Horn
2 – Unicorn Horn
If you have been spending too much time looking for a inflatable unicorn horn for your pet then you need to have a very serious word with yourself and maybe your psychiatrist. Fair play, this is a very weird gift idea indeed.
Pointless Inflatable Beard of Bees
1 – Beard of Bees
For the love of me, I really can’t work out why anyone would want to own a beard of bees if it was real, let alone when it is inflatable! Well maybe these “gag/joke” gifts would make someone smile, but not me. I would just be left scratching my head wondering what to do with it.
