Bummer! Look what came in the mail yesterday.
Not enough that we receive promotions for hearing aids, walk-in tubs, retirement communities, and mobility scooters, now there's this.
Though the included "use of funeral coach" and "use of utility vehicle" (? post-mortem off-roading?) are tempting, not to mention the non-sealing casket (is this really a desirable feature?) I remain firm in my preference for cremation and no service.
But not yet.
