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The Salmon Of Capistrano

By Gerard @presurfer
The Salmon Of Capistrano
I'll tell ya where we'll go. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' bout a little place called... Aspen.
(via Everlasting Blort)

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