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The Perversions of Squirrels: A Children's Story

By Jennyphresh @feralpony
I have fallen behind in my postings, for two lovely bloggers recently bequeathed to me the "Seriously Cute" blogger award: Cherie of Ready.Write.Go (Cherie, Cherie, I Sing of Thee!) and Riley Redgate of In the Jungle. (Isn't "Riley Redgate" a great name for an author, by the way? And she's a teenager. What was I doing as a teenager? Learning how to smoke cigarettes behind the school gym, probably.)
Here is the award they gave me. I'll give it to some people, too. But you have to wait until the end!

The Perversions of Squirrels: A Children's Story

Even my wee turds are cute. Even the one you stepped on while running shoeless through the fresh green grass, %$%#$! Am I a Shi'Tzu? I think so. If so, even my darling anus is cute. I am cute all over.

I'm supposed to list down 5 books/films/TV shows I've read or watched in the last 12 months. But, of course, I won't follow these rules. I think you've learned that by now.
In an effort to prove just how much I merit this award, I decided to share with you a children's story I adapted several years ago (recently unearthed from a box in the attic). The original title was Squirrels All Year Long. I did this during work hours for my former employer so, in essence, I was paid to "translate" this work into a new and righteous form. (I did say "former employer." Current employer, if you are reading this, you well know that I would never mangle a children's title on company property.)
I give you Squirrely All Year Long. 'Twould be sad to leave it in the attic, yes?
The Perversions of Squirrels: A Children's Story

The Perversions of Squirrels: A Children's Story

The Perversions of Squirrels: A Children's Story

The Perversions of Squirrels: A Children's Story

The Perversions of Squirrels: A Children's Story

The Perversions of Squirrels: A Children's Story

The Perversions of Squirrels: A Children's Story

The Perversions of Squirrels: A Children's Story

The Perversions of Squirrels: A Children's Story

The Perversions of Squirrels: A Children's Story

The Perversions of Squirrels: A Children's Story

The Perversions of Squirrels: A Children's Story

The Perversions of Squirrels: A Children's Story

The Perversions of Squirrels: A Children's Story

The Perversions of Squirrels: A Children's Story

The Perversions of Squirrels: A Children's Story

The Perversions of Squirrels: A Children's Story
 
If you've gotten this far, you may have been tagged 'n' bagged. These fine individuals have earned the  Seriously Cute Blogger Award, and may do with it what they will. Following the original rules is OK! Or, you could take on this challenge instead: Show us why you are so durned cute, and use a visual or two.
I choose:  K. Marie Kriddle, whose take on my last wicked meme was laugh-out-loud hilarious. Jaded Little Girl, whose comments on my blog are like prose-poem bombs.Kerri of Write.Eat.Repeat., who appeared to me on Twitter in a pleasing vision.
The Inner Owlet, a fellow Blogvel writer and fun-lover.Jen Winsword, because I just love her Twitter handle (@googlypants) and Blog name. Wrath of Jen? I too, am a Jen, and have wrath.Lettuce Is The Devil, because he wrote a post about turd-burgers. What will he do with a "Cute" blogger award?

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