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Possibly the Only 'il-Lib-non-Dem' I Might Vote For!

By Davidduff

You see, there is always an exception to every rule, even when it is forged out of steely conviction.  For example when I propose, with the utmost seriousness, that all 'il-Lib-non-Dems' be used as target practice by the British skeet-shooting Olympic team - oh come on, admit it, you'd love to see the 'Kleggeron' flying through the air with sundry huntin', shootin' 'n' fishin' types banging away at him and if it was Vince Cable you'd be gagging to have a go yourself!  But as I say, one must always keep an open mind and whilst one might demur at the thought of an 'il-Lib-non-Dem' marrying one's sister, that is not to say that some of them one of them might not have a teensy-weensy bit of alright about them!  I give you, courtesy of Guido:

Possibly the only 'il-Lib-non-Dem' I might vote for!

Mr. Colin Rosenstiel, an 'il-Lib-non-Dem' counciller for 37 years, so you would think that an 'old lag' like him must be past saving.  But not a bit of it because Guido informs us that:

just three months ago, he pleaded guilty to hitting a 7 year old girl in the face in the middle of a crowded shopping center. A policeman who witnessed the incident described it as a “smash to the face”, leaving the girl “upset and crying” and “pale and frightened”.

Now I must confess instantly that I know nothing of the details of this case but I have lost count of the number of times I have stood grinding my teeth and clenching my fists in my local Sainsburys as some 'likkle kiddie-winkie' screamed the place down.  I remember once remarking to the cashier lady that when you think about it, infanticide is not all bad.  She gave me a rather odd look  and glanced around for her supervisor so I made my excuses and left.

However, without knowing the details, and irrespective of his ghastly, dishonest and stupid political leanings, I am prepared to give Mr. Rosenstiel the benefit of the doubt, in fact, I might even give him a medal!


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