There was panic on le streets of gay Paris today, when slovenly Frenchmen awoke to discover that ”The Eiffel Tower” had sprouted a glorious ginger moustache for Movember.
“Zoot alors,” cried John-Pierre Nonchalant-Shrug from his local boulangerie where he goes every morning to buy a piece of fish for his cat. Without success.
Le Tour Le ‘Tache
