Long Awkward Pause On Coffee

Hello!

Howard Ganz here, manager of Long Awkward Pause, and I’m excited to introduce this week’s topic:

Coffee!

It was sent in to us from Sandy Osorno and reads;

“Hi Christopher, Julie here, just an out coffeeholic and a reader of your website.

I came across this great infographic about America’s addiction on this lovely drink, revealing how much caffeine you get in different types of coffee and products: http://www.topcounselingschools.org/is-america-a-nation-of-java-junkies/. Since I’ve noticed you published something similar some time ago, I thought you can make good use of this, as well. Have a wonderful day! J.”

What is confusing is that the message was sent from Sandy Osorno, but in the body of the message someone named Julie identifies herself. This can only be exampled by one of three theories:

1) Sandy/Julie has split personalities

2) Sandy/Julie is a spambot

3) Sandy/Julie is a spambot with split personalities

 

Regardless, Sandy/Julie you should check out our merchandise section of the web site. Our T-Shirts are 100% durable against rust and will breathe nicely against any shiny, blinky, chest dials you may have. It doesn’t matter if you’re a coffee-guzzling spambot with split personalities or a regular joe schmo human like me, get yourself a T-Shirt today!

 

Starting tomorrow, join Justin, Rants, Christopher, and Monk Monkey as Long Awkward Pause takes on Coffee!

 

Howard Gantz, manager.