Hello Oily
Which do you think is more likely to make a comeback as a hairstyle for men, the perm or the mullet?
I like Jon Bon Jovi’s locks – they are teased, tousled and perfectly match his cock rock power rock ballads about being a dead or alive cowboy on a steel horse whilst keeping the dream alive and our love will never die cos we were meant to be together and holding on together ‘cos he rides a steel cowboy often in the rain.
Bet his hair never gets wet though.
Toby, Moray
Oily Replies,
Toby,
I go for the sleek and sensual Silver Fox look. Easily maintained and always stays in position even when I have my ‘watersports’ weekends with the Compton Fetishist Society here in Crazy City.
Yes, my sexual proclivities are not bound by class creed or color. Or species, if you believe the tittle tattle written in the Catholic Herald this week. But I deny those charges vehemently.
Was simply a misunderstanding.
Woof Woof.
You really know the lyrics of Bon Jovi don’t you. Well done and have a biscuit.
I love Twisted Sister – the relation not the band.
Regards, Oily
