No secret, I’m a big fan of Social Media. I usually try the latest and greatest, but mostly stick to the big three…at least for me…Twitter, Facebook, and WordPress.
Here is my quick take on some of them:
Twitter – The best one out there, by far, hands down. If you don’t have a Twitter, get one. If you don’t understand it, learn. One of the greatest things about it, is it’s list feature. You can create a news list, comedy list, sports list, etc. Then you have little pockets of news and entertainment. However, sometimes the 140 character limit gets annoying because I can be wordy.
Facebook – Good for those posts that you just can’t get down to 140 characters no matter how hard you try. Also apparently good for baby pictures, car pictures, and cryptic sad posts.
WordPress – A community. Enough said. Love.
Instagram – If you like pictures of other people’s food, then this is the place for you.
LinkedIn – Seems to be a network for people in business. The only thing I use it for is to promote this blog and the Long Awkward Pause magazine. I imagine people sitting around in business suits, opening their LinkedIn feed and seeing my posts about boobs, twinkies, and toilet paper and throwing their phones at the window. I drove by the Chase Bank building in downtown Orlando the other day after publishing and saw a big pile of cell phones lying outside of it and I smiled. I knew I did my job well that day.
FourSquare – Tells people when your not home. Good for members of the Wet Bandit Gang.
GetGlue – Tells people what shows you are watching. People really don’t care what shows I’m watching, I get that. However, you earn virtual stickers for checking into certain shows. The really cool thing is that GetGlue will send you real stickers of your virtual stickers for free! Everyone likes stickers.
Tumblr – If you like animated Gifs and seeing the same funny picture 50 times from 50 different people, then this different take on the blog format is for you. Also, boobs.
Google + – This service was suppose to be the Facebook killer. Well, after killing nothing, it’s now overrun by Google employees and people in various web related industries. If you’re a techie, web designer, or computer programmer, then you will want to hang out here.
Pinterest – It started with the women of the world posting their craft and holiday ideas. Slowly, some of us has been invading it with our dumb pictures and themes. I actually have a big following on here and have declared myself the King of Pinterest.
YouTube – We all know what this is…the cool thing about YouTube is that over the last couple of years they have funded original programming, and a lot of those shows are incredibly good. Three that I like to watch are: TableTop, Why Would You Eat That? and Bored Shorts TV. I also use YouTube to catch up the Jimmy Fallon Show.
There are other sites out there, but who cares?
About…I don’t know…6 or so months ago, along comes Vine for Android. IPhone users had Vine for awhile. If your not familiar, it’s an app where you record 6 second videos that play in a continuous loop.
Side Note: When Vine hit the Android platform the IPhone people were upset. This makes no sense to me, because if you are in to creating something, why wouldn’t want more people to see it? You just doubled your number of followers dumb ass! This was the start of putting a sour taste in my mouth about Vine.
Side Note Two: Vine has a created a new type of porn. The 6 second porn. Make your own obvious jokes here.
Side Note Three: I suck at Vine. I suck at all those other platforms too, but I really, really, really suck at Vine.
For example, this was one of my first Vines:
And it has all the classics of what most Vines are: something random, some kid, and not very interesting.
Here is another attempt:
A lot of Viners…I don’t know if that is what they call themselves, but I’m calling them that…like to practice the art of misdirection, by filming one thing, then cutting to something random. Here is my attempt:
(If there is no sound, hover over the video with your mouse cursor and click the speaker icon that comes up. Your not missing anything if you can’t get it to work.)
I’m not a good Viner. Most of my vines miss the key action of the scene, like this from Medieval Times:
In this vine, it starts with me missing the start of the competition, thus the guy just sitting on the horse, then cut to me missing the battle, which is why you see the knight getting off the ground, and finally a missed shot of a knight being tossed from his horse.
This one is of a zombies at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights walking through the bar line. I started the video too early and missed the actual walk through. No second chance with this stuff, which is why I just posted it anyway. It was cool…the part not in the Vine that is…
Here is another zombie where I cut off the Vine just before the attack on some unsuspecting tourist in line:
If you pay close attention, at the end you can see him about to lunge. I missed the lunge. The lunge was the best part.
As of this writing, I only have about 30 Vines. It’s not really something I plan on doing regularly. Vine already has it’s standout “stars” as it is, one of them being Nicholas Megalis:
Go follow Nick, and in the meantime, I’ll just leave you with my best vine:
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