As I was dropping him off at daycare, I walked over and gave him a high-five and told him to have a good day.
“Where are you going?” he asked sweetly.Next, he'll be asking for the car keys.
“I’m going to work.”
“Why do have to go to work aw the time?”
“Because when I go to work, they give me money. I need that money to buy things that we need like cookies, chocolate milk, your weekly supply of bandaids and medical tape… Extra Strength Tylenol for me.”
“Oh,” he said contemplatively. A pause, and then this: “When you get home can you give me some money?”
“Sure,” I said. “How much?”
“Fwee. Fwee monies.”
“You mean three dollars.”
“Yeah,” he said. “Fwee dah-wers.”