BBC reports that in Brazil, a cat was detained at a prison after attempting to enter the prison with contraband items taped to its body.
From the article:
“The confiscated items included drill bits, files, a mobile phone and charger, plus earphones The cat was taken to a local animal center.”
Also from the article:
“A prison spokesperson was quoted…as saying: ‘It’s tough to find out who’s responsible for the action as the cat doesn’t speak.’”
The cat may not speak, but we can only hope that the prison officials searched for Garfield-style bubble captions before they released the cat.
3 Worse Ways A Cat Could Get In Trouble With The Law
1. Impersonating a mime at a prison. This would distract guards as the cat pretends it’s trapped in a box, while prisoners ironically try to escape.
2. Breaking into a house with four cats in Wellington, Kansas, which as we’ve written about all week, has a four cat legal limit! Just try to explain to authorities “Honest, Officer, I don’t know where that fifth cat came from.”
3. Successfully breaking a prison dog out of prison. But at least the 2000 mystery as to “Who Let The Dogs Out” would be finally solved!
