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Becoming a Nazis, Not So Bad!

By Dailydoseofmusings @mythoughts4sure
... and I am referring to the fact that I do believe, I'm turning into one of those people who are anal-retentive over grammar and habitually correct wrong usage. Our biggest grammatical pet peeve by far is the mistakenly possessive “it’s.” But then again, we also think everyone should just talk in LOLcat-speak
I h8 ppl hu typ lyk dis Or When They Capitalise EVERY Damn Word orrrr whennnn theyyy dooooo thissssss mOsT Of AlL, i HaTe ThIs.
Please explain to me why people put 'izzle' after every word, thinking that they're gangster and sh*t??!  
I can't help it that it really bothers me when people or mailers asking me for money can't even get simple grammar and spelling right. No, I won't donate $100 to "you're" organization to advance "it's" funding for the football team... I think I'll give to the English Department instead.
What is up with people who can't figure out the difference between "there," "their," and "they're" ... "to," "too," and "two" ... "affect" and "effect" ... "then" and "than"?
I can't stand it when people don't use grammar and talk like "who dat r u talkn 2" or "where u @". It's only really acceptable in text messages because you don't want to spend five minutes on it.  People who talk like that should have their tongues stapled to their chins.
Finally, it bothers the hell out of me when people say "Aks" Like "Can I aks you something?" GAAAAAAAH! OH, the rage. It is a simple 3 letter word, how dumb are you? AS-KAH! You ASS-kahs! Your teacher should have slapped you silly. I'm starting to think that it was wrong to have taken away corporal punishment.
Whatever happened to normality? Ah, the good old less stupid days.
Becoming a Nazis, Not So Bad!
I thought that it would never happen. But, I do believe that I may just end up joining the ranks of many Grammar Nazis out there.
By the way, I hate people who criticize my grammar...
Becoming a Nazis, Not So Bad!

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