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Bark Obama's Bulletin: A Squirt to Remember

Posted on the 11 September 2013 by Hughvw
Bark Obama's Bulletin: A squirt to remember Woof! This has been a memorable day. In the morning my master and mistress walked out on to the South Lawn with The Bidens, aides and staff and stood on the lawn like statues for a minute or two while photographers photographed. I couldn't believe my luck.They couldn't look down, so i moved freely among them.  I lifted my leg and let go with a couple of territory-marking squirts on my Master's suit leg and on Joe Biden who, when the silence ended told my master: "Hey, Barack, about Kerry's Syria plan being your idea. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining." Wooof!

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