Dear Diary: My boycott of the Iowa debate was a masterstroke, more effective than even I had dreamed it would be. Now all eyes are on me, me, me. and even the unions are reportedly fearful that I will draw some of their membership into my hungry maw.
Let the trumpets sound! I am White House bound!
I need a great ad agency to highlight my boundless wit and wisdom, and to expose Cruz and Rubio as the witless hayseeds that they are.
