Barack Obama's Diary: My Cunning New Ganja Ruse Worked Brilliantly!

Today, I tried a cunning new ruse to increase my ganja supply. I persuaded Marv Nicholson to go out to a party with some of my Secret Service protective detail and return with them to the White House, knowing they would all be waved through without query. Predictably, two of the Secret Service's drivers overdid the bourbon/rocks and their massive midnight-blue Suburbans  collided  with some crowd barriers at the entrance. But, even so, they were waved through without question. So simple! Thus was my ganja supply replenished  for the foreseeable future.