Dear Diary: I am very confused. I have to admit that Vlad Putin has been very deft in his handling of the Syrian situation. But now he is saying in a New York Times op-ed that It is "extremely dangerous to encourage people to see themselves as exceptional, whatever the motivation. I am exceptionally exceptional,but nothing is dangerous about me, as the American people proved by-re electing me after 4 years. I am, of course, one of the most educated people in the nation, Columbia, Harvard, Maui Wowie...where was I? Oh, yes Maui Wowie. I'm not allowed any more of my favorite weed until I have a blood test that shows that I'm free of it and can safely be prescribed an anti-psychotic. Only then will I be free of that dog with eyes the size of saucers that has been following me around for weeks.
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Dear Diary: I am very confused. I have to admit that Vlad Putin has been very deft in his handling of the Syrian situation. But now he is saying in a New York Times op-ed that It is "extremely dangerous to encourage people to see themselves as exceptional, whatever the motivation. I am exceptionally exceptional,but nothing is dangerous about me, as the American people proved by-re electing me after 4 years. I am, of course, one of the most educated people in the nation, Columbia, Harvard, Maui Wowie...where was I? Oh, yes Maui Wowie. I'm not allowed any more of my favorite weed until I have a blood test that shows that I'm free of it and can safely be prescribed an anti-psychotic. Only then will I be free of that dog with eyes the size of saucers that has been following me around for weeks.
