Dear Diary: Aaugh! The AP has revealed our cunning backdoor email network where my administration could communicate off the record. Our story is that we needed these addresses to avoid email in-tray overload and spam [Ha, bloody ha! as Prince Philip said to me when I presented an iPod of my speeches to the Queen] In reality we used it for messages that media hacks might misunderstand, like one I wrote to the IRS saying: " I want all conservatives organizations audited and re-audited until their eyes pop out. Capiche?" or "That's a nice job you've got there, Eric, we wouldn't want anything to happen to it would we?" Bwaaa-ha-ha-ha! How do you like dem apples, Mr Limbaugh?
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Dear Diary: Aaugh! The AP has revealed our cunning backdoor email network where my administration could communicate off the record. Our story is that we needed these addresses to avoid email in-tray overload and spam [Ha, bloody ha! as Prince Philip said to me when I presented an iPod of my speeches to the Queen] In reality we used it for messages that media hacks might misunderstand, like one I wrote to the IRS saying: " I want all conservatives organizations audited and re-audited until their eyes pop out. Capiche?" or "That's a nice job you've got there, Eric, we wouldn't want anything to happen to it would we?" Bwaaa-ha-ha-ha! How do you like dem apples, Mr Limbaugh?
