Dear America,
Land of the brave, the free. There is a new killer drug in your mist and it isn’t cocaine, heroin, advil or nickatine.
IT’S CAFFEIEN!!!
Yes, this killer addiction is stalking city streets and curbs as human after human carries around their paper cups filled to the BRIM with glorious Coffee which comes from CAFFEINE!
Do not taste of this vial LIQUID!
Millions are under its swoon and grasp. But don’t take it from me, take it from…
Ms Julia Desmond:
“I’m just not the same without my morning cup of coffee.”
Mr Howard G. Ruth:“I once killed a man and a rabbit to get me some coffee.”
Jerry Capota:
“So fidgety right now!”
But DO NOT DESPARE! For I, the glorious Monk Monkey have begun a new series of videos in which I attempt to (and will) cure you all of addictions, misunderstandings, social indaequacies and fobias! I call it: “Self-help with Monk Monkey,” and the first episode is right here for your adoration and attention!
Watch it with a loved one today (a loved one addicted to caffine) and help them to see the ERROR of their ways and the GLORIES that await them on the other side of the non-addiction plateau we call THE REAL AMERICA or, DECAF-LAND!
Amen.
