CNBC reports that as part of a new promotion, Applebee’s is giving away free food. Specifically “sampler plates of its new sriracha shrimp and churro s-mores appetizers.” The second appetizer will be given away for dessert.
As we always like to help corporations, here are:
3 Slogans We Propose For Applebee’s
1. “Come for the free appetizer for dessert! Hey, it’s free – stop being so obsessive compulsive about eating courses in order.”
2. “Applebee’s: the Costco of Restaurants.”
3. “Please don’t make our waitstaff cry by telling them a 20% tip of zero is zero.”
