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2014 World Cup – Brazil! Prince Charles’ On The Competing Nations – Part 1

By Gingerfightback @Gingerfightback

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The World Cup Is Here!

Brazil is hosting the tournament.

Despite the corruption, riots and on site deaths,  the world will turn its attention to the buttock shaking center of the Universe for a month.

Yes folks, there will be images of g-string clad, sweaty arsed Favela dwellers shouting,  “GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL” every time a “sambatastic” player breaks the old onion bag.

Prince Charles provides his rounded view of the 32 Nations taking part. Here is his take on the first 2  Groups.

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Greetings – it was most kind of Gingerfightback to invite one to give one’s view of the nations competing in this year’s Roundball Event (more of a Polo man - nothing like riding an old nag -  but enough about Camilla!)

Here are my views of the plebians taking part in the game WE INVENTED!

Group A

Brazil - Any country that has a pubic hair shaving regime named after it is alright by one! PHWOARRRR!

Croatia - People with incomprehensible surnames should never be trusted. They have a tablecloth for a national flag. Dodgy collaborators.

Mexico - Cheese melters and bean squishers mostly propped up against walls asleep under their sombreros. Is Yul Brynner still coach?

Cameroon - Shite Prime Minster from Eton – didn’t realize he was a footy player - had him down as a fag basher from his Bullingdon days.

 

Group B

Spain – Current Champions - Eat very thinly sliced ham – not breaded either – the bastards  – their King has just abdicated.  MAMA! ARE YOU READING THIS!

Netherlands – Clog barmy barge dwellersh finger in dyke typesh - love to shmoke der dope. Tall. Very tall.

Chile - Pan pipe parpers and center of the world bird shit industry. A country so thin it is the poster child for anorexic Human Geographers.

Australia - Aussies constantly bang on about how great the place is from the countries they are living in. Ex convicts with skin cancer.

 


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