Alan Jones: Bald skullcap, mouthful of bile, citation for public indecency.
Alan Jones: Bald skullcap, mouthful of bile, citation for public indecency.Clive Palmer: XXXL suit, pillow, various cardboard speech bubbles with half though-out ideas (Let’s rebuild the Titanic, I’m going to run for Parliament, soccer is for girls etc).
Peter Slipper: Robe, bow tie, mobile phone, shell-less mussels.
Anthony Mundine: Boxing trunks, oversize prosthetic mouth, Dulux colour chart to determine who is and isn’t an Aboriginal (Recycled from last year’s Andrew Bolt costume).
Australian Olympian: Green and gold tracksuit, silver medal, petulant expression.
Unemployed newspaper journalist: Dirty clothes, three-day growth, sign reading “Will rehash press releases for food”.
