CNN reports that Toys ‘R’ Us Canadian Chief Play officer is retiring at the age of 13. The job apparently involves playing with toys and evaluating them for adult executives who apparently think kids still play with board games instead of smart-device apps.
3 Toys We Are Disappointed A Certain 13-Year-Old Apparently Didn’t Invent and Approve
- Financial retirement age calculator that also squirts water in unsuspecting users’ faces
- Lego Child Labor Edition – Featuring Factory and Children In China Assembling Lead Toys
- Amazon Fire Kid Edition – Let’s You Buy All Of Your Toys Without Going Into A Toys ‘R Us Store, and Fires Stores’ Employees
