Stressingoutstudent
Just your average college student, majoring in sarcasm and minoring in underwater basket weaving. Good day.
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Stressing Out College
http://stressingoutcollege.wordpress.com/
The fears, worries, and screaming pathos of your average, stressed out college student.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 80 )
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To the Rest of Us NaNoWriMo Failures
I’m a failure. I’m a big fat lazy aimless unambitious masochistic failure. And this post is dedicated to all the Wrimo Failures out there. Read more
Posted on 02 December 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
For No One Can See Me and Live… Until YouTube
“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.”- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)First of all, I am no man.Secon... Read more
Posted on 25 November 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
A Blog Post I Will Probably Regret
stressingoutstudent:I don’t often reblog, but when I do… it’s freaking worth it. Millenials are no more lazy and entitled than menstruating women are... Read more
Posted on 25 November 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Soylent Green Is… Healthy?
In the iconic 1973 sci-fi movie Soylent Green starring Charlton Heston, the poor (the 99%) live off of this cheap food stuff called “Soylent. Read more
Posted on 23 November 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
‘Tis the Season for Jingle Testicles- I Mean Balls
Taking a break from homework and NaNoWriMo, I came across this video (as did 7 million other people):If you haven’t been keeping up with the world wide... Read more
Posted on 21 November 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Good, the Bad, and Th- Oh Dear God the Month’s Almost Over
What? How did this happen? Wasn’t Halloween just yesterday? Where did my jack-o-lanterns go?Pretty damn good, if I say so myself.This can’t be happening. I mean... Read more
Posted on 19 November 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Scrap Paper Poetry #6: And Now For Something Completely Different
Here’s a poetic interlude, It’s only six lines long. If I get past this third line, The poem’s halfway gone. Now, keep the rhythm at pleasant pace, Push past th... Read more
Posted on 08 November 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
6 Days, 12 Cups of Tea, 10000 Words
Phew, excuse… me… I just… whew… let me catch my breath… I… uh… two seconds…We are experiencing biological difficulties. Please enjoy this video as we get... Read more
Posted on 07 November 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Scrap Paper Poetry #5: Boredom, Lecture, Oh- It’s Halloween
Is it Halloween? The calendar says it’s so - October 31st, let’s give a poem a go: No, I think I’d rather not; Validity and logic forms have turned my brain to... Read more
Posted on 31 October 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Obligatory NaNoWriMo Announcement Blog Post Thingy
If you’ve been even remotely near any writerly circles on the Interwebs (which you likely have since you’re on a WordPress site), you know what this post is... Read more
Posted on 31 October 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Scrap Paper Poetry #4: We Proudly Serve the Starbucks Overlords
It takes a customer asinineTo get 12 oz. of coffee for 4.89.But we do it anywayBecause we really are stupid, okay?So just get back to your overpriced joeAnd... Read more
Posted on 24 October 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
A Guide to Giving Blood (Before Proceeding to Pass Out)
They vant to suck your blawhd!For a good cause, of course.Red Cross was on campus this week to collect the blood of unwilling victims students, faculty, and... Read more
Posted on 17 October 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Happy Birthday, Oscar Wilde
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde On this day in 1854, the crown prince of the Aesthetes, master of... Read more
Posted on 16 October 2013 BOOKS, CULTURE -
Scrap Paper Poetry #3: One in the Hand, Too Bored
Boredom boredom everywhereand not a drop of sleep.Reason out that argument,a conclusion two premises deep.Pay attention,Make sure you understand.Oh, look-I... Read more
Posted on 15 October 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Think Pink Thursday #1: “A Tiny Conundrum”
Welcome to the experimental first round of Think Pink Thursday, where I give you a theme, a clue, and a Think Pink for you to figure out. First person to post... Read more
Posted on 10 October 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Richard Dawkins is Coming to My Campus (And I Need Your Help)!
This Friday, October 11th, the great evolutionary biologist and pope of the Atheists Richard Dawkins will be stopping by my campus as part of his An Appetite fo... Read more
Posted on 08 October 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Speed Dating: Campus Clubs Version
Spread across the lovely Park Blocks in the heart of campus, white tents line the mossy walkways. The rain and the monocloud have decided to skip this part of... Read more
Posted on 04 October 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Scrap Paper Poetry #2: Atheist Robert Deniro
Really, the professor for the Atheism class looks like a petite version of Mr. Deniro – which makes him just that much more entertaining during lecture. Read more
Posted on 02 October 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Scrap Paper Poetry #1: Finnish Philosophy Professor
This is the crap product of sitting through the first 4 hour evening class of the quarter… where I learn about nothing more than the syllabus… and listen to... Read more
Posted on 01 October 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
It’s Friday, Let’s Freewrite
The clock in the bottom right corner of my screen just changed from 12:43 AM to 12:44 AM, the result of a few lines of code marking arbitrary time. Read more
Posted on 27 September 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION