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• Finally, the Hockey Mask

  

  Films: Friday the 13th Part 3 Format: DVD from Cortland Public Library on The New Portable. I genuinely have to wonder how the Friday the 13th series of movies... Read more

  Posted on 25 August 2020 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Against the Crowd Blogathon 2020

  

  Film: The Killing of a Sacred Deer; Soldier Format: DVD from DeKalb Public Library (Sacred) and personal collection (Soldier) on the basement television. Every... Read more

  Posted on 23 August 2020 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• R'lyeh Deep Ones

  

  Film: Underwater Format: DVD from DeKalb Public Library on the basement television. There are some people who have discovered the secret to a happy career. Read more

  Posted on 22 August 2020 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Oscar Got It Wrong!: Best Adapted Screenplay 2014

  

  The Contenders: American Sniper The Imitation Game (winner) Inherent Vice The Theory of Everything Whiplash What’s Missing 2014 is an interesting year for... Read more

  Posted on 22 August 2020 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• High School Zombie Musical

  

  Film: Anna and the Apocalypse Format: DVD from Sycamore Public Library on the basement television. I suppose that Anna and the Apocalypse was inevitable. Read more

  Posted on 20 August 2020 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Mars...? Attacks...?

  

  Film: War of the Worlds (2005) Format: DVD from Sycamore Public Library on The New Portable. I suppose that when I think about it, it’s not terribly surprising... Read more

  Posted on 18 August 2020 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Oscar Got It Wrong!: Best Actress 1997

  

  The Contenders: Julie Christie: Afterglow Helen Hunt: As Good as it Gets (winner) Judi Dench: Mrs. Brown Kate Winslet: Titanic Helena Bonham Carter: The Wings o... Read more

  Posted on 15 August 2020 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Rail Shooter

  

  Films: The Prophecy Format: DVD from Cortland Public Library on The New Portable. There’s a part of me that wonders why, when a movie is about to get religiousl... Read more

  Posted on 14 August 2020 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Most Misleading Title in Years

  

  Film: The House on Sorority Row Format: Streaming video from Tubi TV on the new internet machine. There are expectations when it comes to an early-‘80s slasher... Read more

  Posted on 13 August 2020 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Redrum

  

  Film: Doctor Sleep Format: DVD from Cortland Public Library on basement television. One of the problems with sequels is that there are a lot of expectations wit... Read more

  Posted on 09 August 2020 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Oscar Got It Wrong!: Best Actor 2018

  

  The Contenders: Willem Dafoe: At Eternity’s Gate Rami Malek: Bohemian Rhapsody (winner) Viggo Mortensen: Green Book Bradley Cooper: A Star is Born Christian... Read more

  Posted on 08 August 2020 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Oh, Mickey, You're So Fine

  

  Film: Bloody Pit of Horror (Il Boia Scarlatto) Format: Streaming video from Tubi TV on the new internet machine. I’ve watched a lot of movies for this site. Read more

  Posted on 07 August 2020 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Barber Vs. Barber

  

  Film: Marriage Story Format: Streaming video from NetFlix on the new internet machine. I’m not going to pull any punches at the start of this review so that... Read more

  Posted on 06 August 2020 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Because "Train Car of Horrors" Wouldn't Sell

  

  Film: Dr. Terror’s House of Horror Format: Streaming video from Tubi TV on the new internet machine. Anthology movies seem to be horror movies almost by default. Read more

  Posted on 04 August 2020 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Nic Cage Has Always Been Nic Cage

  

  Film: Vampire’s Kiss Format: DVD from Cortland Public Library on basement television. There is an entire online cottage industry of meme makers creating memes o... Read more

  Posted on 02 August 2020 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Oscar Got It Wrong!: Best Adapted Screenplay 2015

  

  The Contenders: The Big Short (winner) Brooklyn Carol The Martian Room What’s Missing I don’t love the nominees for Best Adapted Screenplay for 2015, because... Read more

  Posted on 01 August 2020 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Imagine the Bachelor Party

  

  Film: Bride of Re-Animator Format: Streaming video from Tubi TV on the new internet machine. When someone is cast perfectly, it’s a thing of beauty. Read more

  Posted on 30 July 2020 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Playing Things Straight

  

  Film: Lake Mungo Format: Streaming video from Tubi TV on the new internet machine. The Blair Witch Project was revolutionary in the sense that it didn’t so... Read more

  Posted on 29 July 2020 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Retcon

  

  Film: Halloween (2019) Format: DVD from Sycamore Public Library on basement television. Traditionally, horror movie sequels aren’t very good. Read more

  Posted on 28 July 2020 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Kaboom

  

  Film: Bombshell Format: DVD from NetFlix on basement television. Be warned: because of the nature of this movie, this review is going to be substantially more... Read more

  Posted on 27 July 2020 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES