Redneckprincess
Recklessly inappropriate, usually unfiltered, sometimes funny...
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The Redneck Princess
http://www.theredneckprincess.net/
Recklessly inappropriate, usually unfiltered, and sometimes funny...
LATEST ARTICLES ( 744 )
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No Focus. None at All.
I am having issues. I mean more than usual. I seem to have too much stuff going on, and instead of focusing on one thing at a time, I am focusing on absolutely... Read more
Posted on 04 June 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Boys. And Burping.
I know right? You all know what I am talking about. Boys love burping. And that’s fine, I get it. When you are like, umm ten. And then what usually happens, is... Read more
Posted on 31 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Things That I Did Today…
It was one of those days today. I should have rolled over, written the day off and just gone back to sleep. I woke up early enough, I didn’t have to work until... Read more
Posted on 29 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
It Could Have Gone the Other Way…
Have you ever thought about some or all of the ways your life could be totally different? I am not thinking about these things because I am unhappy with the... Read more
Posted on 28 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Strawberry Chocolate Smoothie…
I have been on a smoothie bender for months now. I have one every morning when I go to work, it replaces that third or fourth cup of coffee, and usually holds m... Read more
Posted on 27 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
What’s New Magoo???
Well it’s Sunday…that’s nothing new, the fact that I didn’t get my post done last night is also nothing new. It was a busy weekend though, and I did get new... Read more
Posted on 27 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
So You Wanna Go to Mars?
Seriously? Are you people smoking crack on your coffee breaks? Have you seen Mars? Are you really paying attention when they are showing you the brochure?... Read more
Posted on 22 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
19 Years Ago Around Now…
I was talking to a lady tonight at work. I mean I talk to lots of people at work, but tonight it was just her and I in the store, with Nigel in the back fixing... Read more
Posted on 22 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
When the Crap Hits the Fan.
Somedays…all you can do is duck. Right? It is May. We are b.u.s.y. at work, which is good, and we like it…but by the end of May, you kind of feel like you got... Read more
Posted on 21 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Shrimp and Cucumber Salad…
One of my favorite restaurants in Gibsons makes this salad. I am totally making this recipe up, but it tastes exactly the same… so their secret is no longer... Read more
Posted on 20 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Thursday Night Photo Shoot…
I have a funny story to tell, seriously I do. But I am just too tired to be funny. I just did six days straight. It’s spring. I work in a kick ass garden centre... Read more
Posted on 17 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Mother’s Day Surprises…
Well as usual, I am late. Late in saying Happy Mother’s day to all the fabulous Mom’s out there. I hope your day was relaxing and you got spoiled rotten. Like... Read more
Posted on 14 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Really People…really???
Every day, humanity either amuses me or scares the shit out of me. Some days…both. Throw politics into the pot and shit is going to fly right? We are having an... Read more
Posted on 10 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
When Blondie Doesn’t Even Begin to Describe Me…
Have you ever had that day? You know the one I am talking about right? The one when you wonder how the hell you can actually make it through the day, or the wee... Read more
Posted on 09 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Target…I Thought You Were the One.
Really, I did. I had unreasonably high hopes that you would be the box store that would change my mind about box stores. I was wrong. You let me down, just... Read more
Posted on 08 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Spring Be Damned…
Today on the Island…we bypassed spring. It was 29° at 5pm tonight as I was leaving work. Holy hell in a handbasket…talk about crazy spring weather. Last year I... Read more
Posted on 06 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
My Totally Realistic Fear of Facial Hair….
I encountered a woman the other day, that made my fear worse. Way worse. In fact I have encountered a couple of those women this week. Now what I want to know i... Read more
Posted on 01 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
It’s Not Me, It’s You. Totally.
I am breaking up with you. I know that it sucks. I know that reading it in a blog post sucks worse. But that is the way it is going to be. I have been faithful... Read more
Posted on 01 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Who Writes This Crap??
And how do we do them in and take their jobs. Or at least give the jobs to someone, anyone with a half a brain. I am talking about commercials. I mean why... Read more
Posted on 30 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Bee Happy…
The bees were busy, way up in the woods… At least this one was… My favorite woodhunting snack… This old bridge is pretty cool… The ferns are wakin’ up!! Read more
Posted on 28 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION