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• One Million Displaced Children : UNICEF Syria Crisis Appeal

  

  t exposes my ignorance when it comes to global issues, thanks to the first world bubble that I live in. Read more

  Posted on 13 October 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : This is War

  

  Image Credit Oh school holidays, how I love thee. I love not having to spring out of bed and shout/wrangle The Feral Threesome into school uniforms and shove... Read more

  Posted on 10 October 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Wait, When Did This Happen?

  

  Check the matching double chins, yo Shut the front gate. When did this happen? My sweet little Miss7 becomes a tweenish Miss8 tomorrow. Read more

  Posted on 08 October 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• On Being Abandoned and Scoring Free Shit Like a Rock Star

  

  This is a pic from last year. When we were both a year younger. Obviously I'm going with that rather than a post 2 bottles of wine, bubbly, and an espresso... Read more

  Posted on 07 October 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Shut up a Yo Face

  

  Image Credit This post is not sponsored by Mitsibishi Australia or Joe Dolce, but I would like to sincerely thank (not) both for teaching Mistr4 the phrase "OH... Read more

  Posted on 04 October 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Pics of WTF? Hilarity from Cambodia

  

  I am far too busy lamenting the start of school holidays to blog. Instead, I bring you a few happy snaps from my recent trip: This is something I am wishing... Read more

  Posted on 29 September 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Holiday Full of Firsts

  

  Image Credit Aside from the Tabitha Foundation house building in Cambodia, I also enjoyed a holiday packed with firsts: First near-death Bear Grylls style... Read more

  Posted on 26 September 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Tabitha Foundation Australia

  

  We interrupt the usual sarcastic tales of poorly parenting for a serious post about an organisation important to me. What it's all about Tabitha Foundation is... Read more

  Posted on 24 September 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Santa Fail

  

  Image Credit You may recall my gloaty/whiney post about having completed the next 12 months of Christmas and birthday present shopping for The Feral Threesome... Read more

  Posted on 19 September 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Kicking It at the Disco, Yo

  

  The Feral Threesome’s school dance was last Friday. The Twin Tornado were super psyched to finally pass the threshold from observer seating area to dance... Read more

  Posted on 18 September 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Infallible

  

  Image Source So I know I’ve been away a bit lately. I’ve missed a few weeks of parenting. But surely I didn’t miss the entire sweet kid stage and skip straight... Read more

  Posted on 15 September 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Reaping What You Sow

  

  Image Credit I have spent much time smugly admiring my handiwork (the kids). No FFS!? They are awesome little mini-me’s. No FFS!? They are mini-me’s. FFS!? Read more

  Posted on 12 September 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Mummy's Home. Hello? Anyone?

  

  Image CreditAt least I know my friends missed me So I am home. I've been gone for 2 1/2 weeks. The kids have spent that time declaring their love via Facebook,... Read more

  Posted on 08 September 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Can I Get a FFS?

  

  Image Credit Seriously, I'm really trying to find something to FFS!? about. No, really. As you read this I am either: A) Drunk in a Vietnamese casino, courtesy... Read more

  Posted on 06 September 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Dream Where My Kids Weren't My Kids

  

  Image Credit Clearly I have been partaking in a few too many beverages while on holiday. I had a dream – only it wasn’t one of my usual dreams filled with... Read more

  Posted on 02 September 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Samsung Galaxy Note 3 Tablet : The Non-review

  

  I won one of these babies while at BlogHer. I admit, there were tears. In the middle of an expo hall of 5,000 bloggers plus exhibitors. Because I never win... Read more

  Posted on 25 August 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Extra Curricular Activities

  

  If it's not the endless chlorine headaches and washing associated with swimming lessons (FFS!?), it's the painfully wanky and exacting standard of dress require... Read more

  Posted on 22 August 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Multiple Marriage Proposals

  

  Image Credit My babies are growing up far too quickly. They’re already talking marriage. At the ripe old age of 4 ½. Miss4 was all set to marry one of her... Read more

  Posted on 20 August 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• IGA Onesie : Your Chance to Win a $250 IGA Voucher

  

  I go nuts for a good Onesie. What could possibly surpass the elastic waistband if not an outfit that has no waistband at all? Pure genius. Except this is no... Read more

  Posted on 20 August 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Marital Disputes

  

  Standard funny at start of post for your enjoyment....but wait, there's more.... Following on from Wednesday’s Rules of Marital Engagement you’ll never guess... Read more

  Posted on 16 August 2013 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION