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• 3 Worse Places To Try To Raise Your Family Full Of Ants Than On A Fault Line

  Today’s WordPress Daily Prompt challenge suggests bloggers come up with a list. Okay, then, since we do that every day, let’s look at the latest news! Read more

  Posted on 14 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We’re Hoping Girl Who Eats Ramen Noodles Every Meal Gets Bored Of Ramen Noodles...

  

  The New York Daily News reports that a British eighteen-year-old, who suffers from a non-recognized condition called “selective-eating disorder,” has spent the... Read more

  Posted on 13 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Iran Confirms It Does Not Have A Time Machine, In Case You Wonder Who Those...

  Update on a recent story we’ve been following! ABC News reports that Iran has set the record straight: they do not have a time machine.3 Reasons We Already... Read more

  Posted on 13 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Did Time Machine Inventor Use Time Machine To Predict China Would Steal His...

  Yesterday, we wrote about an Iranian scientist who claimed to have invented a “time machine” that sounded more like a “crystal ball” or “coin-operated fortune... Read more

  Posted on 11 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Scientist Claims To Have Invented Time Machine… But Apparently Means “Crystal...

  The Telegraph reports that an Iranian scientist claims to have developed a “time machine.”From the article:“My invention easily fits into the size of a... Read more

  Posted on 11 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Are Americans Going To Start Finding Seahorse Meat In Their Fishburgers?

  Looks like the horse DNA recently found in some beef in Europe isn’t the only surprise animal substitute you may find in your next meal!CBC reports that a recen... Read more

  Posted on 09 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Sometimes You Think You Bought A Poodle, But Really Bought A Rodent On Steroids…

  The Daily Mail reports that a man in Argentina was surprised to find out that the two “two poodles” he bought at a bazaar were actually ferrets on steroids. Read more

  Posted on 08 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Honey, Delta Is Shrinking The Bathrooms!

  NBC News reports that Delta Airlines is planning on reducing the size of some economy class bathrooms to add more seats in an area behind the sinks. 3 Worse... Read more

  Posted on 07 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Is Your Spouse Losing Weight? Science Says That Means They May Not Like You.

  Canoe reports that a study of newlyweds indicates that the more satisfied you are with your marriage, the more likely you are to gain weight. Further, the repor... Read more

  Posted on 06 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• More American Registered Voters Believe Moon Landing Was A Hoax Than Are...

  We wrote yesterday about a recent Public Policy Polling survey of registered American voters that had all kinds of interesting findings. Read more

  Posted on 05 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Poll: 4% Of Americans Say Reptilian People Control The World

  A  recent Public Policy Polling national survey asked American registered voters whether they believed in various conspiracy theories. Read more

  Posted on 04 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Law School Graduates Suing Law Schools After They Can’t Find Jobs!

  CNN reports that law schools are being sued in class-action suits across America after recent graduates have been unable to find jobs.3 Worse Potential... Read more

  Posted on 04 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Features We’d Like To See On A Facebook Brand Smartphone

  Yesterday, we wrote about reports that Facebook may introduce a Facebook smartphone this Thursday. What could Facebook possibly add to a smart device that... Read more

  Posted on 02 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Facebook Reportedly To Introduce a Facebook Phone This Week, And It’s Not An...

  Quartz reports that Facebook is going to release a smart phone this Thursday running a version of the Android operating system. Read more

  Posted on 01 April 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• MLB Opening Night: Winning Texas Team Plays Other Texas Team That Lost Last...

  Major League Baseball kicks off the 2013 season tonight with the Texas Rangers, who have made the playoffs three consecutive years, playing the Houston Astros,... Read more

  Posted on 31 March 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Just In Time For Easter: Bacon Condoms

  

  The New York Daily News reports that J D Foods, a company whose motto is “everything should taste like bacon,” is selling bacon condoms. Read more

  Posted on 30 March 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Walmart Delivers A Delivery Idea Full Of Potential Comedy!

  Reuters reports that Walmart is considering a plan where its customers will deliver goods to online shoppers in return for some sort of discount. Read more

  Posted on 29 March 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Because You Demanded It: 3 Democrat Robots We’d Like To See

  Yesterday, when writing about robots potential near-future roles in the services industry, we commented on 3 Robot Politicians we’d like to see. Read more

  Posted on 28 March 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Technology Exists To Have Robot Spit In Your Fries Instead Of Unsupervised...

  CNBC reports that new robots could be trained to replace service industry employees including coffee baristas, hamburger flippers, and retail store T-Shirt... Read more

  Posted on 27 March 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Self Made 17-Year-Old British Entrepreneur Unlikely To Ask Your Daughter To The...

  Bloomberg reports that Yahoo has paid about $30 million to acquire a company founded by a currently-17-year-old Brit.In an interview, Nick D’Aloisio, the... Read more

  Posted on 26 March 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY