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• Everyone Knows Sports Stadiums Offer Good Deals On Beer, Right?

  Factbook reports that Boston is the most expensive place to buy beer at a Major League Baseball game at $0.60 per ounce, followed by St. Louis, and Toronto.... Read more

  Posted on 02 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Wait, If A Scientist Is Controlling Your Hand Movements, Why Does This Periodic...

  As we wrote yesterday, a scientist may be able to control another scientist’s hand movements by sending brain waves over the internet.3 More Questions That Aris... Read more

  Posted on 31 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Scientist May Have Controlled Other Scientist’s Hand Movements Over The Internet

  CNN reports that scientists conducted a study where “a scientist could control another scientist’s hand motions just by using brain signals sent over the... Read more

  Posted on 30 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Life May Have Come From Meteorite On Mars. There Goes Your Life Came From...

  Yahoo reports that a study indicates life on Earth actually arrived on our planet via a meteorite from Mars.3 Questions That Arise From This Story1. Read more

  Posted on 29 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Ford Offers Bacon Racing Stripes!

  Time reports that Ford is offering various graphics including bacon racing stripes, or entire doors covered in bacon.3 Worse Images Someone Could Get On A... Read more

  Posted on 28 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Fake Facebook Accounts: Not Just For Signing Up Because You Are Too Embarrassed...

  A 2012 report from Zdnet indicates that fake Facebook profiles are 97% likely to claim to be women, who average have 726 Facebook friends compared to the legit... Read more

  Posted on 27 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Trump University Allegedly Not What Some People Pictured!

  

  CNN reports that the New York State Attorney General has filed a complaint against Donald Trump related to a business called “Trump University” which allegedly... Read more

  Posted on 27 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Million Dollar Lottery Ticket Expires Today, Which Could Make One Very Lucky...

  CNN reports that a winning New York lottery ticket for a $1 million prize will expire if it is not collected today!A spokesperson for the New York Gaming... Read more

  Posted on 25 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We’re Continuing Joking About The 12 Month Windows For Steve Balmer’s Retirement

  Yesterday we wrote about reports that Microsoft CEO, Steve Balmer, says he will retire in 12 months.3 More Things We Don’t Want To See Happen Related To This... Read more

  Posted on 24 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Guy Who Didn’t Invent iPod, iPhone, iPad, iTunes, Google, and the Apple Store...

  The Associated Press reports that Steve Balmer will retire as Microsoft CEO in 12 months.3 Worse Things That Could Happen1. New Microsoft CEO = Clippy, the... Read more

  Posted on 23 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• This May Not Be The Best Time To Try To Sell Those Worthless Internet...

  CNBC reports that the NASDAQ stock exchange halted all trading for at least two hours, with all trading to resume at 3:25 EST.Three Other Times In Life You... Read more

  Posted on 22 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Kid Gets On News For Making Deodorant Do What Greeting Cards Do

  CNN reports that an eleven-year-old inventor has used musical greeting card technology to make Old Spice deodorant play the themes to Rocky and Indiana Jones... Read more

  Posted on 21 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Biologist Says Sharks Are Usually Within 100 Yards Of You In An Ocean

  Last night, CNN’s Erin Burnett interviewed a wildlife biologist who stated that when you are in an ocean, whether it be off the beaches of Maui, New York, or th... Read more

  Posted on 20 August 2013 ANIMALS & WILDLIFE, CURRENT, ENVIRONMENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook Account Hacked!

  CNN reports that an unemployed researcher used a five-year old laptop to post a message on Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s timeline, after he was unable to... Read more

  Posted on 20 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Law School Final Exam Question 101: How To Possibly Defend An Alleged 28,000-Tim...

  Yesterday we wrote about a man in Tokyo who allegedly prank-called Tokyo’s equivalent of 9-1-1 around 28,000 times.It’s at times like these where hopeful lawyer... Read more

  Posted on 18 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 9-1-1 Is Not A Joke (And For Our Japanese Readers, Neither Is 1-1-0)

  Time reports that a man in Tokyo has been arrested after making 28,000 prank calls to the police.28,000 Worse Ideas Than Prank Calling The Police1. Prank callin... Read more

  Posted on 17 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Study Says Jerks Drive Certain Brands Of Cars.

  Marketwatch reports that two studies from the U.K. and U.S. indicate that BMW drivers are more likely to be jerks than drivers of other brands of cars. Read more

  Posted on 16 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Twitter Is Probably A Bad Place To Buy Drugs; And Other Things Not To Tweet.

  

  Yahoo reports that a Canadian man allegedly tweeted to the Twitterverse that he wanted to score some marijuana, and also tweeted the location to bring it,... Read more

  Posted on 15 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Man Builds Mountainy-Thing On Roof Of China High Rise.

  The Daily Mail reports that a man in China has over approximately six years built a mountain villa on top of a 26-story building in Beijing. Included are fake... Read more

  Posted on 14 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Have You Been Wasting Money On Fresh Food And Sunscreen, Suckers?

  U.S. News & World Report reports that a British study indicates wealthier Americans have toxins in their systems, as do poorer Americans, although the toxins ar... Read more

  Posted on 14 August 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY