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• So Two Russians Walk Into A Bar…

  CNBC reports that two men in a Russian bar competed to see who could rack up the largest bill, resulting in over $200,000 U.S. Read more

  Posted on 11 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Questions That Arise From The Continuing Government Shut Down

  1. On CNN’s Erin Burnett Outfront last night, Republican Congressman Mark Sanford stated that if furloughed employees receive back pay, as voted for in a House... Read more

  Posted on 09 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Yeah, If You Invested In Tweeter, You May Want To Reconsider Your Research...

  CNBC reports that a company called “Tweeter Home Entertainment Group” saw it’s stock rise 669 percent on Friday, as people bought millions of shares of this... Read more

  Posted on 08 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Kid Flies To Vegas Without Boarding Pass, Which Is More Interesting Than The...

  CNN reports that a nine-year-old boy somehow was able to sneak on to a plane from Minneapolis to Las Vegas, without a boarding pass.3 Questions That Arise From... Read more

  Posted on 07 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Ted Cruz Was Born In Canada – What Would The Hart Foundation Say?

  We were surprised to learn by watching last night’s SNL Weekend Update that Senator Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, a.k.a. the land of universal... Read more

  Posted on 06 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Less Timely Things You Could Tattoo On Your Body Than Twilight Images

  Yesterday we wrote about a 52 year-old British woman who has covered her body in £8,500 worth of Twilight-related tattoos, and projects reaching... Read more

  Posted on 05 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• The Only Thing Harder Than Watching Twilight Movies Is Reading An Article About ...

  The Mail reports, in an article that was very long and tedious to read, that a 52 year-old woman has covered her body in £8,500 worth of Twilight-related... Read more

  Posted on 05 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Hey Swedish Jellyfish, Open Up Your Eyes And See The Sign (Stay Away From The...

  Yahoo reports that a swarm of jellyfish shut down Sweden’s largest nuclear reactor.Three Questions That Arise From This Story1. But could a swarm of jellyfish... Read more

  Posted on 04 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If China Has Capitalism, It Has Demanded A Toilet Themed Restaurant!

  AOL reports that a toilet-themed restaurant has opened in China, where guests sit on chairs resembling toilets, and eat items including soft serve ice cream... Read more

  Posted on 02 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Half Of You Search For Your Name On Search Engines, Half Say, “Why Bother,...

  AllThingsD reports that a recent survey indicates 56% of web users admit they self-search (also known as “Googling yourself,” or “Ego-Surfing” or... Read more

  Posted on 02 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Digging Up A Pet Cemetery By The Hotel That Inspired The Shining? What Could...

  USA Today reports that the hotel that inspired the Shining is planning on digging up and relocating a pet cemetery on the premises to make way for a wedding... Read more

  Posted on 30 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If Mr. T Was At This Party, Would He Pity Those Without Health Insurance?

  The U.S. is staring down a potential government shut down as House Republicans have not passed a bill that the Senate is prepared to approve. Read more

  Posted on 30 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• After The Clinton Years Of S Club Parties, You Knew T Club Parties Were Next,...

  CNBC has published lists of the ten richest and poorest states in America based on median household income in 2012.In other news, Reuters reports that the... Read more

  Posted on 28 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If You Find Any Typos In This Entry, Please Don’t Hit Control-Alt-Delete

  Yahoo reports that Bill Gates has called the need to press control-alt-delete simultaneously to restart versions of Windows instead of one button on the keyboar... Read more

  Posted on 27 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Furious That Your Baby Sucks At Scratching Records? Now There’s A Baby DJ...

  The Wall Street Journal reports that Baby DJ School has opened in Brooklyn! That’s right, your baby can learn how to spin the best electronic and rap beats. Read more

  Posted on 26 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Finally A Product For When You Can’t Decide Between A Burger And A Grilled Chees...

  Foodbeast reports that Jack In The Box has introduced a cheeseburger with a grilled cheese sandwich on top.3 Products We’d Like To See Jack In The Box... Read more

  Posted on 25 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Giving Yourself Five Stars Online May Not Be A Five Star Idea!

  The New York Times reports that New York regulators have agreed to allow $350,000 in penalties to be paid by companies that wrote fake positive online reviews... Read more

  Posted on 24 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Maybe It’s Time To Hire The Insomniacs To Be Pilots!

  According to the Daily Mail, between 43 and 54 percent of pilots in Sweden, the U.K., and Norway admitted in a survey to “involuntarily” falling asleep while... Read more

  Posted on 24 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Time To Decide Whether To Watch The Emmys Live To See If “Breaking Bad” Wins...

  Tonight’s Emmy awards on ABC compete in the same time slot as multi-nominated Breaking Bad and the series finale of Dexter.Sure, you may have a fancy DVR to... Read more

  Posted on 22 September 2013 CURRENT, ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY, TV & VIDEO

• Europe May Send Robotic Snakes Into Space, Yet Can’t Seem To Send Greek Debt...

  The Washington Post reports that the European Space Agency is considering sending robotic snakes into space.Apparently, snake maneuverability may assist... Read more

  Posted on 21 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY