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• Riddles For The Facebookers Who Converted Their Profile Pics To Giraffes After...

  Yesterday we wrote about a riddle being shared on Facebook, in which people who get the riddle wrong, acknowledge their error by converting their Facebook... Read more

  Posted on 30 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If You Changed Your Facebook Profile Pic To A Giraffe, Don’t Blame Us If You...

  CNN reports that a new internet meme involving a riddle is causing people to replace their profile pics with giraffes if their friends send them the riddle and... Read more

  Posted on 29 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• This Does Not Call For A Bud Light!

  Yesterday we wrote about a man who rushed back into a burning home to rescue some Bud Light. 3 More Bad Reasons To Run Back Into A Burning Home1. To rescue a... Read more

  Posted on 29 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Man Runs Into Burning Building To Rescue Beer… You Read That Right, Not “Bear”

  WTVM 9 reports that after a group of people from Columbus safely escaped from a burning building, one man went back into the building to get his beer. Read more

  Posted on 27 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Do Not Write Your Social Insurance Number In The Comments Section Below!

  In an article about avoiding scams and identity theft, USA Today reports that 29% of people carry their social insurance cards in their wallet or purse.Three... Read more

  Posted on 26 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• In This Netflix Era, How Soon Is Too Soon For Media To Spoil Plots?

  Today on Bloomberg TV, anchor Betty Liu gave away the ending to the series Breaking Bad. Given that the episode aired less than a month ago on September 29, is... Read more

  Posted on 25 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Hey Twitter, Before Your IPO, Where’s Our $47.82?

  Yahoo Finance reports that when Twitter becomes a public company in the next few weeks, it might be worth $11 billion, based on information from Twitter. The... Read more

  Posted on 25 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Warren Buffett Reveals What’s In His Wallet Before Vikings From Capital One...

  CNN’s Piers Morgan asked Warren Buffett to take out his wallet and show him what was inside. The wallet, which was about 20 years old, contained Buffett’s... Read more

  Posted on 24 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Apple Introduces Everything!

  Apple introduced a bunch of new products today, including the new iPad Air.3 More Products We’d Like To See1. iPhone Where? For when you stupidly set your... Read more

  Posted on 23 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• It’s Not Halloween Yet, So Keep Your Gory Decorations And Free Range Chickens Of...

  HLN reports that an Oklahoma man’s choice of yard Halloween decorations, including decapitated fake bodies lead to a 9-1-1 call from a passerby, and a warning... Read more

  Posted on 22 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Texas Couple Messes With Texas By Failing To Pay 14,000 Tolls

  

  CNN reports that a couple from Texas has gone through a toll booth over 14,000 times without paying, resulting in a $236,000 bill including fines.3 Excuses For... Read more

  Posted on 20 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• LA Times Not Printing Letters From Climate Change Sceptics, What Does Fox News...

  The LA Times, citing  the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, a body of climate scientists that “said it was 95% certain that we fossil-fuel-burning... Read more

  Posted on 19 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Astroid May Hit Earth In 19 Years – How Will This Impact The Kardashians?

  CNN reports that a massive astroid is believed by NASA to have a 1 in 63,000 chance of hitting earth in 19 years.3 Fun Facts Related To This Story1. Read more

  Posted on 19 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Will British Police Also Arrest JT For Singing “Cry Me A River?”

  The Telegraph reports that a 25-year-old British man has been ordered to remove his Texas Chainsaw Massacre themed Halloween decorations from his lawn because... Read more

  Posted on 17 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Where Can We Sign Up For “Tea Party Negotiation 101?”

  CNN reports that in less than 24 hours the U.S. may hit its debt ceiling, risking another ratings downgrade to the U.S., or a minority of House Republicans may... Read more

  Posted on 16 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• CNN: Guy Ordering Everything At A McDonald’s Is News

  CNN reports that a man from Wisconsin has shelled out $141.33 at McDonald’s to make what he calls a “McEverything” Sandwich. It features every breakfast and... Read more

  Posted on 15 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Mark Zuckerberg Spends Millions Buying His Neighbors’ Homes, When We Would Have...

  Minyanville reports that Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has bought four houses surrounding his current house, perhaps to increase his privacy. Read more

  Posted on 14 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Penny For The Person Who Misspelled Jesus On The Vatican’s Medals Thoughts

  Reuters reports that the Vatican has withdrawn thousands of Papal medals after realizing inscriptions on them misspelled “Jesus” as “Lesus. Read more

  Posted on 13 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Ohio Judge Says Living Person Is Legally Dead

  Gawker reports that a man who was declared by an Ohio court to be “dead” after disappearing, is in fact alive! Great news! Except for the man who went to... Read more

  Posted on 13 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Does It Take A Coffee Company To Get The Tea Party To Get Its Act Together?

  CNBC reports that Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz has spoken with over half of the members of the 30 companies used to calculate the Dow Jones Industrial average,... Read more

  Posted on 12 October 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY