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• Man Wakes Up In Dark, Empty Commercial Airliner, And It’s Not A Zombie Movie!

  QMI Agency reports that a man fell asleep on a United Express plane, and woke up in a “cold, pitch-black cabin” in a parked plane in Houston after nobody notice... Read more

  Posted on 09 December 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Yahoo Keeps On Acquiring Companies With Few Vowels In Their Names!

  Gigaom reports that Yahoo has acquired a company with live concert-streaming capabilities called “Evntlive,” which adds another company with few vowels to its... Read more

  Posted on 08 December 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Snow In Las Vegas? Will That Reduce Demand For All The Indoor Ice Bars?

  CNN reports that a winter storm may bring snow to Las Vegas.3 Comments We Would Expect If It Snows In Las Vegas1. “Snow has been around since at least 1600,... Read more

  Posted on 07 December 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If Your Password To Your Email Accounts Is “1,” Just Email Money To Random Scam...

  Reuters reports that 2 million passwords to accounts of such stalwarts as Facebook, Twitter, Yahoo, and Google have been hacked using a server in the... Read more

  Posted on 07 December 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Yahoo Acquires All Of The Consonants!

  Yahoo reports that it has just acquired a company called Ptch, a mobile video and editing app. It added this to its recent acquisition of Tumblr, and not so... Read more

  Posted on 05 December 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If A Basketball Team Bumps You Out Of Your Airline Seat, Will A Referee Call...

  The Gainesville Sun reports that Delta bumped all of the passengers off a flight from Gainesville to Atlanta to allow a University of Florida basketball team... Read more

  Posted on 04 December 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Of Course Putting Solar Panels On The Moon And Sending The Energy By Lasers...

  Yahoo reports that a Japanese corporation is toying with the idea of covering the moon with a ring of solar panels called “Luna Ring” and then beaming the... Read more

  Posted on 04 December 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Amazon Droning On About Drone Delivery

  CNBC reports Amazon is experimenting with drones as a potential future delivery method of whatever smaller items you are ordering from Amazon (hopefully not... Read more

  Posted on 03 December 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Snakes On A Pew?

  ABC news reports that in rural Appalachia churches that features poisonous snakes being handled by pastors at their services are arguing they have the... Read more

  Posted on 01 December 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Sorry, Thurston Howell The Third, You Don’t Have What It Takes To Be A Modern Da...

  Business Insider reports that a study this year indicates people with nick names or shorter names tend to earn more money than people who go by longer names. Read more

  Posted on 01 December 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Black Friday Deal: Four Jokes About A Cuddling Business For The Price Of Three!

  CNBC reports that for a fee, a woman in Portland Oregon, will visit the house of men and cuddle for $60 per hour or $300 to stay the night, with absolutely no... Read more

  Posted on 29 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Things To Be Thankful For Today

  1. You haven’t been selected to represent districts one through eleven in the upcoming 76th annual Hunger Games.2. You haven’t won tickets to see the Hunger... Read more

  Posted on 28 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• You’re “Dumb” Wig Is About To Become Obsolete!

  CNN Money reports that Sony has filed for a patent for a “SmartWig,” which reportedly will use sensors to monitor things such as blood pressure and brain waves.... Read more

  Posted on 27 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• You Are Totally Never Going To Graduate From Blue Square To Black Diamond Ski...

  Whenever we can, we read the blogs of people who have followed this blog, or somehow otherwise ended up in our WordPress reader.So, today’s news was found in ou... Read more

  Posted on 26 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Analysis Of Most Used Words In Hunger Games; Harry Potter; and Twilight Series’...

  Slate put together an interesting “textual analysis” of the most popular phrases and words in the Hunger Games, Harry Potter, and Twilight series of novels. Read more

  Posted on 25 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• New Plane In Works Could Give You Thrilling Ride To Boring Destinations

  Yahoo reports that a new supersonic plane being developed by Boeing and other companies could travel 2,500 miles per hour, almost twice as fast as the Concorde. Read more

  Posted on 24 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Polls: More Toronto Residents Approve of Rob Ford Than Americans Approve of the...

  QMI Agency reports that a poll of Toronto residents conducted Wednesday indicates that 42% of Torontonians approve of the job that mayor Rob Ford is doing. Read more

  Posted on 23 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Potential Slogans For Airlines If They Let You Use Smart Phones

  CNN reports that the U.S. government is considering lifting inflight bans of cell phone calls. According to the article, for just millions of dollars,... Read more

  Posted on 22 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Costco Apologizing After In Store Bibles Labelled “Fiction”

  CNN reports that Costco is apologizing after a pastor noticed price-tags on Bibles at a California store were labelled “Fiction.”3 More Things A Big Box Store... Read more

  Posted on 21 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• French Restaurant Allegedly Seats “Non-Beautiful” People Away From Front

  The Local, France’s news in English reports that a hostess at a swanky Paris restaurant was told to seat “beautiful” people at the front of the restaurant and... Read more

  Posted on 21 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY