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• Tumblr Site Proves Eyebrows Do Make Awesome Mustaches!

  A new Tumblr site called “Browstache” by Sam Cannon takes photos of celebrities and uses some sort of photo-altering, magical technology to move their eyebrows... Read more

  Posted on 27 February 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Poll: Ten Percent Of Americans Unsure If Aliens Running Society

  It seems a lot of you are recently viewing an entry we wrote in April, 2013, based on a reported real poll indicating that 4% of Americans say Reptilian people... Read more

  Posted on 27 February 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Frequently Asked Questions About Google Lobbying States To Allow Drivers To...

  Reuters reports that Google is lobbying at least three states to stop proposed restrictions on driving while wearing digital technology such as the eyeglasses... Read more

  Posted on 25 February 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Sony Phone Will Cancel Some Of That Unnecessary Noise While You Listen To Music...

  Sony has announced that is has introduced the first smart phone with noise cancelling headphones. From the press release:“Whether you’re on a plane or in on... Read more

  Posted on 24 February 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Attention, Capitalism! We Want To Head To Swedish Clothing Giant H&M To Buy...

  Canada has defeated Sweden 3-0 to win the men’s hockey gold medal.Three Questions That Arise From This Story1. Did IKEA create the instructions to assemble... Read more

  Posted on 23 February 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If You Were Wishing There Was A Vanilla Ice Amish Show, The DIY Network Has That

  Modern Farmer reports that the DIY network has introduced a reality farming show entitled “Vanilla Ice Goes Amish.” Basically Ice moves to an Amish community... Read more

  Posted on 22 February 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 10-Year-Old Norwegian Boy Who Claimed To Be Dwarf Steals Parents’ Car Again

  Reuters reports that a 10-year-old Norwegian boy, who we wrote about days ago, has stolen his parents car for the second time in two weeks. Fortunately nobody... Read more

  Posted on 21 February 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Wassup? Facebook Buying Whatsapp!

  The Wall Street Journal reports that Facebook is buying WhatsApp for $19 billion in cash and stock.3 Questions That Arise From This Story1. Are the Budweiser... Read more

  Posted on 20 February 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Is Facebook Better At Analyzing Your Life Than Your Mother?

  Yesterday we wrote about a recent report that Facebook had been analyzing user behavior following break-ups. Days ago Facebook also analyzed user behavior befor... Read more

  Posted on 19 February 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Facebook May Be Analyzing Your Recent Break-Up More Than You!

  The Atlantic reports that the Facebook Data team has reviewed data of people who were on the “receiving end” of a relationship break-up. Read more

  Posted on 18 February 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Woman Arrested In 2014 For Not Returning Monster-In-Law To Video Store In 2005

  CNN reports that a South Carolina woman was arrested Thursday and spent a night in a Pickens County jail due to an outstanding warrant after she failed to retur... Read more

  Posted on 17 February 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 10 Year-Old Steals Parents’ Car, Claimed To Be A Dwarf Who Forgot His Driver’s...

  The Independent reports that a 10-year old Norwegian boy stole his parents car, drove into a ditch, and explained to a local snow-plow driver that he was a dwar... Read more

  Posted on 16 February 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• French Law: No UFOs In This Town

  The Local reports that a 1954 law in the French town of Chateauneuf-du-Pape, which is still in effect today, makes it illegal to land a flying saucer in the... Read more

  Posted on 15 February 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Judge To Make Ruling Whether You Can See Bieber Parts

  TMZ reports that a judge will review images taken from a jail of Justin Bieber’s penis and backside. This follows a request from Bieber’s lawyer that no more... Read more

  Posted on 14 February 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• R.I.P. Justin Bieber Wax Figure

  Time reports that the Justin Bieber wax figure at Madame Tussauds museum in Times Square has been put into early retirement due to being “groped to death. Read more

  Posted on 13 February 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Now You May Have A Reason To Stick Your Passport In The Fridge

  Fox News reports that Molson-Coors has installed a beer fridge in the Team Canada Olympic house in Sochi, which dispenses free Molson Canadian beer, if you... Read more

  Posted on 13 February 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Possible Explanations of Empty Seats At Sochi

  Quartz reports that Olympic organizers in Sochi, Russia are scrambling to find volunteers to fill empty seats. In the first two days of competition, as many as... Read more

  Posted on 11 February 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Actor Who Played “McGruff The Crime Dog” Sentenced For Drug And Weapons Offences

  QMI Agency reports that the actor who played 1980s PSA anti-crime cartoon star, McGruff the Crime Dog has been sentenced to 16 years in federal prison after... Read more

  Posted on 11 February 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Vancouver Crack Pipe Vending Machines.

  CTV reports that Vancouver has become the first place in Canada to offer crack pipe vending machines.The machines offer safer crack-pipes for 25 cents, which... Read more

  Posted on 09 February 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Phone Scam Tries To Make You Do Dumb Things With Your Smart Phone

  CNBC reports that there’s a telephone scam going on that dupes people who call numbers on their call display back.How does the scam work? Read more

  Posted on 08 February 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY