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• Weather Channel Returning To Direct TV, So Relax Y’All Can Know The Weather Now

  CNN reports that the Weather Channel is returning to Direct TV tomorrow after months of a blackout due to a disagreement whether Direct TV should pay more or... Read more

  Posted on 08 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• High Frequency Traders Allegedly Use Underground Cable To Try To Outwit Investor...

  In a 60 Minutes report that aired recently, Moneyball author Michael Lewis explained how he believes high-frequency traders profit from other investors, while... Read more

  Posted on 07 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• The Weather May Be Influencing Your Online Restaurant Reviews, So Perhaps You...

  Pacific Standard Mag reports that a recent study indicates that online restaurant reviews are likely to be influenced by the weather on the day a... Read more

  Posted on 06 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Spiders Lead To Car Recall

  Yahoo reports that Mazda is recalling 42,000 sedans because a certain type of spider loves the smell of gasoline, and the spiders’ webs block “evaporative... Read more

  Posted on 05 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Real Places We Expect Won’t Be Holding The 2016 GOP Convention Based On Their...

  CNN reports that the Republican National Committee has narrowed down the list of cities in the running for the 2016 GOP convention, eliminating Phoenix and... Read more

  Posted on 05 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Great News, Readers, You Can Now Donate $5,200 To Everyone Running For Office!

  CNN reports that the U.S. Supreme Court has struck down limits of how much people can donate to various political campaigns during an election season. Read more

  Posted on 03 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Musician Tweets He May Have Replaced 5,000 Justin Bieber CDs With His Own Album...

  Yahoo reports that as an April Fool’s prank, a musician in Los Angeles, with the help of some friends, tweeted that he replaced 5,000 Justin Bieber compact... Read more

  Posted on 02 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Teacher Upset To Reportedly Receive Starbucks Coffee With Satanic Symbols Drawn...

  The Advertiser reports that Starbucks has apologized to a Louisiana school teacher after she posted photos of two beverages she received at a local mall to... Read more

  Posted on 02 April 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Young Entrepreneur Plans On Launching One Business Per Week. We Have 3 Business...

  Yahoo reports that a wealthy 28-year-old entrepreneur has vowed to launch a new business every week for one year.From the article:“One venture is a mobile yoga... Read more

  Posted on 31 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Breaking News*: Swedish Bus Driver Reportedly Assesses Kid’s Teeth To Determine...

  The Local reports that a bus driver in Sundsvall, Sweden infuriated a parent, while trying to enforce an-only-kids-under-age-seven ride for free policy. Read more

  Posted on 31 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Study Shows Abercrombie & Fitch Font Will Solve All Of The Government’s Problems...

  CNN reports that a middle school whiz has been able to figure out how to save the U.S. federal and state governments hundreds of millions of dollars: print... Read more

  Posted on 29 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Study: You Should Have Studied More In French Class As French Could Become Most...

  The Local reports that a recent study suggests that French will be the most spoken language in the world by the year 2050.“Ceci n’est pas possible! Read more

  Posted on 28 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Forget Receipt Porn On Rich Kids Of Instagram, Norwegian Teen Tattoos...

  CNN reports that a Norwegian teen tattooed a receipt from McDonald’s on his arm. Apparently this was part of a challenge by his friends, in which he got to... Read more

  Posted on 27 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• BBC: Media Reports Say Every Man In North Korea Must Get Kim Jong-un Haircut

  BBC reports that other media reports are saying that state-sanctioned guidelines being rolled out, require all men in North Korea to get the same haircut as... Read more

  Posted on 26 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• People Apparently Like The Sound Of Money Burning On Calgary Radio Station....

  The Calgary Sun reports that as part of a radio station contest, in which listeners were given the option to vote what to do with $5,000 in cash, the listeners... Read more

  Posted on 25 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Perhaps Inspired By Rob Ford, Almost Everyone In France Runs For Office

  The Local reports that this past weekend over 900,000 people ran for office in local elections in France, including a porn star, a fake priest and a dead... Read more

  Posted on 24 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Theories We Suggest Why A Package Of Cocaine Was Sent To The Vatican

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  Posted on 23 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• British School Bans Teachers From Using Red Ink To Mark Tests. We Create A Mock...

  The Cornishman reports that a British school has banned teachers from using red ink on tests.From the article:“Under a new grading policy at Mounts Bay Academy... Read more

  Posted on 22 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Alternate Titles We Suggest For Sarah Palin’s Reported Show “Rogue TV.”

  Several days ago, we wrote about a report that Sarah Palin may launch her own channel tentatively titled “Rogue TV.”Here are some alternate titles we suggest,... Read more

  Posted on 21 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If You’re A Mouse Reading This Due To Insomnia, You May Have Brain Damage!

  CNN reports that a study indicates that mice forced to simulate sleeping the same hours as human shift-workers suffered brain damage. So we’re posting this at... Read more

  Posted on 20 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY