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Not The Worst News
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News is a commodity, like oil, natural gas, or pork bellies. Bad news is the most abundant commodity in the world! That’s why they give it away for free on the internet! We take that bad news, and tell you original, funny similar situations that would be far worse news. And then you will feel better knowing that the bad news Wolf Blitzer is telling you for free was NotTheWorstNews.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1426 )
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In Case You Can’t Figure out How to Pour Coffee in Your Beer…
The Canadian Press reports that coffee chain Tim Hortons has built a prototype of a store that could serve coffee-flavored beer. Or maybe it won’t.3 More Flavor... Read more
Posted on 17 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Frequently Asked Questions About Fox’s Attempt To Take Over TimeWarner
Yahoo Finance reports that TimeWarner has rejected a takeover attempt from 21st Century Fox Inc.3 Frequently Asked Questions That Arise From This Story1. Read more
Posted on 16 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
City Of Winnipeg Wants To Ban Singing On City Buses
QMI Agency reports that Winnipeg Manitoba is proposing a bylaw forbidding singing on city buses.3 Worse Places To Put On Your Production Of My Fair Lady Than A... Read more
Posted on 16 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Swedish Employee’s Pay Docked For Six Years For Using Facebook For Like Five...
The Local (Sweden’s News In English) reports that an employee of an insurance agency called “Försäkringskassan” has been docked 15 days’ pay for spending over 4... Read more
Posted on 15 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Restaurant Blames Smart Phones On Slower Service
Dineability reports that according to information on Cragislist, a NYC restaurant compared surveillance tapes of its establishment from 2004 to 2014 and... Read more
Posted on 14 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
5 Foot Long Worm Found Near Volcano
Yahoo reports that a five-foot long worm was found near a volcano in Equador.From the article:“it’s been identified [by a web site forum] as a Martiodrilus... Read more
Posted on 13 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Potato Salad Kickstarter Campaign Exceeds $10 Goal
A man who goes by the name Zack Danger Brown has launched a Kickstarter campaign to raise $10 to achieve his goal of making potato salad.So far, he has raised... Read more
Posted on 12 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Poll: Majority of Americans Who Have Not Heard Enough From Pollsters, Have...
CNN reports that a recent poll indicates that 54% of Americans have “heard enough” from Sarah Palin.3 Things We Wonder If The Other 46% Want To Hear From Sarah... Read more
Posted on 10 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
President Obama Refuses Pot Offer In Denver Bar
CNN reports that U.S. President Barack Obama refused an offer of pot in a Denver bar.3 Other Things We’d Like To See The President Refuse In A Bar1. Read more
Posted on 09 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Man Sues ESPN For Mocking Him Sleeping At Yankees Game
The Sporting News reports that a New York Yankees fan is suing ESPN, Major League Baseball, and the Yankees for “disparaging comments” made during a... Read more
Posted on 09 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Google Glass “Lousy Surveillance Device” According To Google Spokesperson
CNN reports that cyber forensics experts at the University of Massachusetts have figured out a way to use the recording feature on Google Glass (the eyeglasses... Read more
Posted on 08 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Study: Many People Would Rather Give Themselves Shock Than Be Alone With Their...
The Washington Post reports that a recent study indicates that participants, especially men, would rather give themselves a light shock than be alone with... Read more
Posted on 07 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Cab Drivers In Spain Strike Over SmartPhone Application
The Local (Spain´s News In English) reports that Barcelona cab drivers staged a one day strike on July 1, to protest the taxi-booking smart phone application... Read more
Posted on 05 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 More Boring Inflight Movie Titles For The Fourth Of July
We continue our series on a British Airways inflight movie selection about a 7 hour train ride to Oslo that is being offered for viewing. So here are…3 More... Read more
Posted on 04 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 More Boring In Flight Movie Titles Than Titles About A Seven Hour Train Ride
Yesterday, we wrote about a new inflight viewing option on British Airways entitled “The Seven Hour Train Journey to Oslo.” Here are 3 more boring titles we’d... Read more
Posted on 03 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Perhaps A Boring 7 Hour Train Movie Will Make You Forget You Are On A Boring...
CNN reports that British Airways is adding a new “boring” movie to its in-flight viewing options: specifically a movie, featuring no commentary, of a train... Read more
Posted on 02 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Happy Canada Day! (Just Don’t Send Spam Email Wishing People In Canada That...
Today is “Canada Day” and in honor of this holiday, we are writing about a recent CTV report that states effective today, sending spam e-mail, without an... Read more
Posted on 01 July 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Breaking News: We Are Not Done Milking The Facebook Burglar Story
As we have reported over the past few days, an alleged Minnesota burglar was caught allegedly robbing a home by allegedly logging into Facebook and allegedly no... Read more
Posted on 30 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
We Continue Our Coverage Of The Alleged Facebook Burglar
Yesterday, we wrote about an alleged burglar who allegedly logged into Facebook while robbing a house, and was caught after forgetting to log out of his account. Read more
Posted on 29 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Alleged Burglar Forgets To Log Out Of Facebook After Allegedly Robbing House
Reuters reports that a man was charged in Minnesota after allegedly burglarizing a house, logging into his Facebook account on a computer in the home, and... Read more
Posted on 28 June 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY