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• 3 Places We’d Like To See Burger King Move Its Headquarters

  Yesterday, we wrote about some U.S. senators warning Burger King not to move its headquarters to Canada.Here are 3 places we’d like to see the company move its... Read more

  Posted on 16 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• U.S. Senators Urge Burger King To Not Move Head Office To Canada

  Yahoo News Digest reports that a group of U.S. Senators are urging Burger King to not move its tax domicile to Canada by acquiring coffee chain Tim Hortons.3... Read more

  Posted on 15 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Titles For Goldman Sachs 10,000+ Vice-Presidents

  Those of you who have been following know that we have been trying to help Goldman Sachs, who has over 10,000 vice-presidents, but no definition of... Read more

  Posted on 13 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• “Chapter 11 Bankruptcy” Is A Lousy Title For A Book Chapter!

  The AP reports that Radio Shack announced yesterday that if it does not find new financing, it may have to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.3 Book Chapters... Read more

  Posted on 13 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We Propose Three New Names For Radio Shack

  Reuters reports that Radio Shack stock sank yesterday after an analyst cut its stock price target to $0.Perhaps the problem here is that the words “Radio” and... Read more

  Posted on 11 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Calgary Gets Second Snowfall Of The Summer, How Will This Affect Climate Change’...

  Yahoo News Digest reports that a heavy snow fall in Calgary, Alberta, Canada this morning could take “days” or “weeks” to clean up. It’s the second snowfall... Read more

  Posted on 11 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Apple Introduces Talking Watch… What Would Non-Talking Rolexes Have To Say?

  Apple unveiled the Apple Watch today, which features Siri mobile talking assistant, and a bunch of other things $30,000 watches can’t do. Read more

  Posted on 10 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Now You Know Where All Of Your Missing Socks Went.

  Veterinary Practice News reports that a Portland, Oregon dog ate 43.5 socks, which were successfully surgically removed, resulting in a full recovery for the... Read more

  Posted on 09 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• New Zealand Breaks Internet Trying To Look At Nude Celebs

  Yahoo News Digest reports that a “handful” of computer users in New Zealand clicked on links promising nude celebrity photos, that delivered malware, resulting... Read more

  Posted on 07 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Vice-President Titles We Propose For Goldman Sachs’ 10,000+...

  Yesterday, we wrote about how Goldman Sachs argued in Court that “Vice-President” is a “courtesy title” it gives to about a third of its employees. Read more

  Posted on 06 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Hey, You Have An Issue With Goldman Sachs? Talk To One Of Its 10,000...

  Bloomberg reports that a U.S. appellate court has sent a case to be heard by a jury to determine the meaning of “Vice-President” at Goldman Sachs. Read more

  Posted on 06 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Yelp: The Best Place To Read Legit Animal Hospital Reviews, Based On Our...

  The NY Times reports that a Federal Appeals Court has ruled that it is legal for Yelp to lower a company’s rating if it does not advertise on Yelp. Read more

  Posted on 05 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• #X For #Xcessive? In#Xs?

  Pop star Demi Lovato is appearing in a new public service announcement for AT T, brining attention to an initiative called #X.In it, as far as we can tell, Ms. Read more

  Posted on 04 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Monkey Instructional Videos.

  Discovery reports that a recent study indicates showing monkeys instructional videos that demonstrate how to open artificial fruit taught monkeys how to open... Read more

  Posted on 03 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Russian Bank Has Lame Promotion Involving Lending Cats

  CNN reports that as some Russians believe having a cat enter a new home is good luck, Russia’s largest bank, Sberbank, is offering the first 30 people who get... Read more

  Posted on 01 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Breaking: Panda “Fakes” Pregnancy*

  QMI Agency reports that a Panda in China fakes pregnancy to get treats. Once the Panda stopped getting treats, it stopped acting pregnant.3 Questions That... Read more

  Posted on 31 August 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Your Bacteria Takes Over Your Hotel Rooms… Without Even Using Trivago

  The Washington Post reports that recent research reveals humans have their own personal bacteria colonies, unique to them, like fingerprints. Read more

  Posted on 30 August 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Google Testing Delivery Drones In Australia

  Google is reportedly joining Amazon in the quest to deliver products to your home using drones. According to CNN, Google is testing the technology in... Read more

  Posted on 30 August 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Apple Invites People To Mysterious Event, Wishing It Could Say More

  Business Insider reports that Apple has sent out invitations to an event on September 9, 2014, featuring the words “Wish we could say more.”3 Attempts By Us To... Read more

  Posted on 28 August 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Top Republicans Profited Over Companies Planning On Leaving America To Save On...

  Bloomberg reports that Speaker of the House, John Boehner, and David Camp, whose committee reportedly controls tax policy, both own shares in a company called... Read more

  Posted on 27 August 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY