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News is a commodity, like oil, natural gas, or pork bellies. Bad news is the most abundant commodity in the world! That’s why they give it away for free on the internet! We take that bad news, and tell you original, funny similar situations that would be far worse news. And then you will feel better knowing that the bad news Wolf Blitzer is telling you for free was NotTheWorstNews.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1426 )
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Don’t Feel Bad If You’ve Been Rejected For A Loan – Former Fed Reserve Chair Say...
The New York Times reports that former Federal Reserve Chair Ben Bernanke recently announced at a conference that he is unable to refinance the mortgage on his... Read more
Posted on 06 October 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Ben Affleck Can’t Act Like “Guy Wearing Yankees Cap”
The NY Times reports that Red Sox fan, Ben Affleck refused to wear a New York Yankees cap for a scene in his new movie, Gone Girl, eventually compromising with... Read more
Posted on 04 October 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 Movies We’d Like To See Starring Adam Sandler On Netflix
We wrote yesterday about Adam Sandler’s new four-movie deal with Netflix… and we’ve written before about how Netflix uses computer algorithms to combine... Read more
Posted on 03 October 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 FAQs That May Arise From Adam Sandler’s Exclusive Four Movie Netflix Deal
USA Today reports that Adam Sandler has agreed to a deal to star in four movies exclusively produced for Netflix.3 Frequently Asked Questions That We Expect... Read more
Posted on 03 October 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
London Parents Who Didn’t Read Online Terms And Conditions Clicked To Give Up...
QMI Agency reports that as part of an experiment to prove that nobody reads the terms and conditions they are asked to agree to online or using digital apps, a... Read more
Posted on 02 October 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Microsoft Apparently Thought You Wouldn’t Like “Windows 9,” Introduces “Windows...
Reuters reports that Microsoft is following up “Windows 8″ with “Windows 10,” skipping releasing something called “Windows 9″ completely.3 Comments... Read more
Posted on 30 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Company Prepares For World Of Everyone Wearing Cameras On Their Heads
CNBC reports that action-sports video camera maker, GoPro, says it is positioned to meet Christmas present demand for its cameras that you can wear while you... Read more
Posted on 30 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Baseball Fan Uses Math To Suggest Derek Jeter’s Last At Bat At Yankee Stadium Wa...
The Bleacher report reports that an anonymous person on the internet has suggested, using math, that it was highly unlikely that Baltimore Oriole pitcher Evan... Read more
Posted on 28 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
What Happens On YouTube Doesn’t Stay In Vegas
CNN reports that Las Vegas police have “busted” a couple who allegedly posted videos of the progress of their marijuana plants’ growth under a pseudonym on... Read more
Posted on 27 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Man Allegedly Tries To Smuggle 51 Turtles In His Pants Across Border
Yahoo News Digest reports that a Canadian man is facing charges in the USA after allegedly trying to smuggle 51 live turtles “stuffed down his pants” across... Read more
Posted on 26 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Republican Allegedly Candidate Cuts Garage In Half In Dispute
Forum News Service reports that a Republican man running for the Minnesota House (District 6A) allegedly sawed his neighbor’s garage in half in a property... Read more
Posted on 26 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
California School Cheese Sandwiches Must Suck Enough To Risk Getting Detention
The Toronto Sun reports that a 13-year-old California has served a school detention for sharing his lunch. Specifically, he shared a chicken burrito with a... Read more
Posted on 25 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Spoiler Alert: You Still Will Watch That Show If Someone Spoils The Ending
CBC News reports that according to Netflix, 94% of people will still watch a show or movie if a major plot point has been spoiled.Three Tips For People... Read more
Posted on 23 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Don’t Stand Behind That Person In The Fake Fat Suit At The Buffet!
Discover Magazine reports that a recent study indicates that if you are dining with an overweight person (or someone wearing a “fat suit” to make the study... Read more
Posted on 23 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Okay, If You Put Your iPhone In The Microwave After Reading A Tweet, You Are...
CBS is reporting about an online hoax that advertised that you can charge iPhones operating under iOS8 in the microwave.The headline: “Hoax: Do Not Try To Charg... Read more
Posted on 22 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
We’ve Been Waiting Since The Jetsons For Robot Room Service
The WSJ reports that an aLoft hotel in California is testing robot-delivered room service, using technology from Google.3 Frequently Asked Questions We’d Like T... Read more
Posted on 20 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
First Man To Buy iPhone In Australia Drops It… Don’t Worry – Everyone is OKAY!
Yahoo News Digest reports that a man in Australia who was “the first person in the world to get a new iPhone” took it out of the box. And dropped it. In front o... Read more
Posted on 20 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
1 In 10 People In Scotland Don’t Care What Country They Live In
As Scotland voted earlier today whether to remain part of the United Kingdom, CNN reports that voter turnout is very high, perhaps as high as 90%.Which raises... Read more
Posted on 19 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Thank You For Visiting This One-In-A-Billion Web Site
Yahoo News Digest reports that the number of web sites in the world surpassed one billion yesterday.And you still came to this non-stop humor-based-on-real... Read more
Posted on 17 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Apple Releases Tool To Make It Easier To Remove Free U2 Album
Yahoo News Digest reports that Apple has released a tool that makes it easier to remove U2’s new album “Songs Of Innocence” which was added to 500 million iTune... Read more
Posted on 16 September 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY