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• Not Exactly Done Milking This Story.

  Over the past few days we wrote about a Cadbury Spokesperson stating that Cadbury’s British Easter Creme Eggs will be made of something that is “not exactly... Read more

  Posted on 15 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We Just May Milk This Until Easter

  Yesterday we wrote about a Cadbury Spokesperson stating that Cadbury’s British Easter Creme Eggs are going to be made of something that is “not exactly dairy... Read more

  Posted on 14 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• British Cadbury Eggs To Be Made Of Something That Is “Not Exactly Dairy Milk.”

  Yahoo News Digest Reports that Mondelez International (formerly known as Kraft), and maker of Cadbury Easter Creme eggs in the United Kingdom has wound up in a... Read more

  Posted on 13 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Man Fired After Not Showing Up For Work For 24 Years

  Reuters reports that a government employee in India was fired after not showing up for work for 24 years.Apparently, the man was found guilty of “wilful... Read more

  Posted on 11 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Billionaire Oilman’s Ex-Wife Cashes $975 Million Divorce Settlement Check

  The Wall Street Journal reports that the ex-wife of billionaire oilman, Harold Hamm, has cashed a divorce-settlement check worth about $975 million. Read more

  Posted on 11 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Museum Pays $300,000 For World’s Oldest Hockey Stick

  Yahoo News Digest reports that the Canadian Museum of History has paid $300,000 for a hockey stick believed to be used almost 200 years ago.3 Questions That... Read more

  Posted on 10 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Nike Reportedly Developing Self-tying Shoes

  Yahoo News Digest reports that Nike is developing shows that tie themselves called the MAG… Just like the shoes in Back To The Future 2.3 Names We Propose For... Read more

  Posted on 09 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Microsoft May Replace Internet Explorer

  Wired reports that Microsoft may soon be replacing Internet Explorer with a browser code-named “Spartan.”3 Names We Propose For Microsoft’s New Browser1. Read more

  Posted on 07 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Man Won Noble Prize Because Mail Was Slow

  Yahoo News Digest reports that after 50 years of secrecy, it has been revealed that French Philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre declined the Nobel Prize for literature... Read more

  Posted on 06 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Couple Phones 9-1-1 For Help To Get Out Of “Locked” Closet, Which Had No Locks

  The Orlando Sentinel reports that a man and woman phoned 9-1-1 after believing they were locked in a janitor’s closet for two days at Daytona State College... Read more

  Posted on 05 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Anti-Man-Spreading Slogans We Propose

  Yesterday, we wrote about “manspreading,” the act of men taking up multiple public transit chairs by sitting with their legs spread apart. Read more

  Posted on 05 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Men Claim Medical Issues Require Them To Sit With Their Legs Spread Wide Open...

  Yahoo reports that “manspreading,” the act of a man sitting on a subway seat with his legs spread far apart, taking up two seats, is an epidemic being dealt wit... Read more

  Posted on 03 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Okay, What Were You So Busy Doing, That You Couldn’t Pick Up That Suit Of Armor...

  Yesterday we wrote about an Alabama Store called “Unclaimed Baggage Center” where you can buy items like suits of armor that people never claimed from airport... Read more

  Posted on 02 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Store Sells Forgettable Stuff.

  PRI reports that if you don’t claim your airline baggage, it, and any contents, eventually wind up in an Alabama store called “Unclaimed Baggage Center. Read more

  Posted on 01 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Just In Time For Real News Story Of 2014: Monkey Performs CPR on Other Monkey.

  The Toronto Sun reports that in India a monkey was knocked unconscious after touching live wires at a train station.Another monkey successfully revived the... Read more

  Posted on 31 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Pretend Note From Airplane Baby In Goody Bag Pleases The World. Here Are More...

  USA Today reports that a couple handed out a goody bag to people sitting near them (and their baby) on a flight.The bag included ear plugs and a note, jokingly... Read more

  Posted on 30 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Wondering What To Do With Unwanted Holiday Gifts? CNBC Has Valuable Information.

  On December 26, 2014, CNBC wrote a piece entitled “6 stores with the worst return policies for gifts.”Included on the list were stores that… gasp… required... Read more

  Posted on 29 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• It’s About Time Car Companies Started Marketing Towards Children!

  Yahoo Finance reports that major automakers are marketing cars to children who are too young to drive.This quote from a Ford executive in the article best sums... Read more

  Posted on 29 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Time To Rate Regulators’ Potential Settlement With A Ratings Agency

  Yahoo Finance reports that Standard Poor’s Ratings Services is nearing a settlement with regulators over how it rated mortgage-backed security bonds before th... Read more

  Posted on 27 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• What Is This “Boxing Day” Canadians Are Talking About?

  Happy Boxing Day, world!“Huh?” those of you outside Canada say, “What’s that?”3 Easy Facts To Help You Understand The Difference Between Boxing Day And Black... Read more

  Posted on 26 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY