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• Twitter Announcing You Can Send Private Messages To Groups…

  Twitter has been sending out emails telling users they can now send private messages to groups. Hey, Twitter, if you’re going to disrupt our days by delivering... Read more

  Posted on 06 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Just Don’t Fat Finger It And Order All The Tea In China

  Yahoo Finance reports that Chinese Internet giant Alibaba is planning on delivering packets of ginger tea to customers via drones.3 Slogans We Propose For... Read more

  Posted on 04 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Driverless Uber Cars?

  The Wall Street Journal reports that Uber is working with Carnegie Mellon University to develop driverless cars, in direct competition with Google, which also i... Read more

  Posted on 04 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Beauty Pageant Brawl.

  The Daily Mail reports that a Brazilian beauty contest ended with the runner-up grabbing the winner’s crown and throwing it on the floor.3 Questions That Arise... Read more

  Posted on 03 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Worse Ways Seattle Could Have Ended The Super Bowl

  Sports fans everywhere are calling the Seattle Seahawks play that resulted in them losing the Super Bowl by an interception by the New England Patriots the... Read more

  Posted on 02 February 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Bad Places To Hide Cash

  According to a recent American Express survey, approximately one out of six respondents are hiding cash somewhere. With that in mind, here are some places we... Read more

  Posted on 30 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Breaking News: Counterfeit Goods In China!

  The Wall Street Journal reports that the Chinese government suggested in a paper that Alibaba, the Chinese company that allows people and businesses to sell... Read more

  Posted on 30 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Like A Bridge Over Troubled Fodder

  The National Post reports that the City of Calgary, Alberta has spent $5.9 million on a pedestrian bridge that is about 10 to 12.5 centimetres to short to put o... Read more

  Posted on 29 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Wasted Prank Caller Reaches Prime Minister Cameron’s Blackberry

  Reuters reports that a prank caller under the influence of drugs and alcohol was able to call British Prime Minister David Cameron’s Blackberry. Read more

  Posted on 28 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Slogans We Propose For A 2016 Mitt Romney Republican Presidential...

  1.  Finally, a fresh candidate who will help the stock market, after six years of reaching disappointing record highs.2.  Finally, a candidate who will lower oi... Read more

  Posted on 27 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Poll: Romney Leads 2016 Republican Presidential Prospective Candidates

  The Star Tribune reports that a recent Iowa GOP poll indicates that Mitt Romney leads out of prospective GOP Presidential candidate challengers for the 2016... Read more

  Posted on 25 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Leafs To Play Winter Game Outside In Stadium With Retractable Roof

  The Score reports that the Toronto Maple Leafs plan to host an “outdoor” game in the winter of 2017 in Toronto’s Rogers Centre retractable roof dome stadium. Read more

  Posted on 24 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Hey, If People Don’t Go To Real Malls, You Can’t Expect Them To Go To Skymall

  The Associated Press reports that Skymall, the inflight magazine that lets you buy garden gnomes and other weird items on commercial airplanes filed for... Read more

  Posted on 23 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Ways To Ensure The Super Bowl Balls Are Not Deflated

  In light of the recent #Deflategate, or as we prefer #Deflatriots scandal, here are 3 recommendations we have for ensuring the Super Bowl game balls are not... Read more

  Posted on 23 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• NFL Apparently Unable To Ensure Footballs In Big Games Aren’t Tampered With

  SB Nation reports that former Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Brad Johnson admitted to having broke a rule by paying $7500 to have 100 Superbowl game day... Read more

  Posted on 21 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Things Overheard At Tonight’s State Of The Union Address

  1. “I wish CNN would give away more lines to the speech before the speech begins.” – Movie Trailer Editor2. “This half the room sitting up and sitting down... Read more

  Posted on 21 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Seattle Seahawks Pull Stunning Comeback Against Green Bay Packers.

  Yesterday, at half-time we very accurately predicted that half-time was the right time to make light of the Seattle Seahawks, as they were being shut out, and... Read more

  Posted on 19 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Oscar Edition: 3 Notes We’d Like To See In “Glitter Bomb” Prank Envelopes

  We’ve recently been writing about the “Glitter Bomb” trend, where your friends send you a note in an envelope full of glitter, and removing the note causes... Read more

  Posted on 17 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Notes We’d Like To See In “Glitter Bombs”

  Yesterday, we wrote about a company that will send envelopes with a note to anyone you want.The envelopes are also full of glitter, so opening the note results... Read more

  Posted on 16 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com Reportedly Can’t Keep Up With Demand For “Glitter...

  MSN reports that a company that sends envelopes to anyone you want in the world that are filled with glitter, and a note (the note causes the glitter to... Read more

  Posted on 16 January 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY