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Not The Worst News
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News is a commodity, like oil, natural gas, or pork bellies. Bad news is the most abundant commodity in the world! That’s why they give it away for free on the internet! We take that bad news, and tell you original, funny similar situations that would be far worse news. And then you will feel better knowing that the bad news Wolf Blitzer is telling you for free was NotTheWorstNews.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1426 )
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Another Reason Not to Confuse Airports with Parking Meters.
CNN Money reports that people left $675,000 in change at American airport security checkpoints, which the TSA gets to keep.3 Possible Explanations Why So Many... Read more
Posted on 07 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Intelligent Aliens May Weigh 650 Pounds
CNET reports that a cosmologist has used a mathematical formula to estimate that intelligent alien beings may be 650 pounds.3 Questions That Arise From This... Read more
Posted on 06 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 Questions That Arise From Furious 7’s Massive Opening Weekend
Box Office Mojo reports that the movie Furious 7 opened to $384 million worldwide this weekend, and was also one of the top ten domestic openings of all time.3... Read more
Posted on 05 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Hunger Games + Theme Park = ?
Lionsgate has announced that it has partnered with Dubai Parks and Resorts to create Hunger-Games inspired Theme Park Attractions.3 Possible Answers To The... Read more
Posted on 04 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 Other Places To Look In An Elevator Than At Your Phone
Yesterday we wrote about the fact that about half of young adults say they pretend to do stuff on their smart phones in elevators to avoid making eye-contact... Read more
Posted on 03 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Young People Only Pretending To Use Smart Phones To Avoid Talking To You Or...
The Street reports that a recent poll indicates that 47% of young adults 18 to 29 pretend to use their smart phone to avoid having to make eye contact with... Read more
Posted on 02 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 FAQ We Suspect May Arise From Coachella Selfie Stick Ban
Sirius-Xm Alt Nation reports that Lollapalooza and Coachella have banned Selfie Sticks for this year’s festivals.Here are 3 Frequently Asked Questions We Suspec... Read more
Posted on 01 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Facebook Finally Going To Let You Tag Your Pets!
Yahoo reports that Facebook, through a new feature called Scrapbooks, will allow you to tag your babies and pets, beginning this Tuesday.Three Responses We’d... Read more
Posted on 31 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Amex Black Card Also Reportedly Impresses Fraud Artists
Yahoo Finance reports that holders of an American Express Black Card a.k.a the Centurion card a.k.a. the-card-you-have-to-get-an-invitation-to-apply-for are mor... Read more
Posted on 31 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Engineering Students Say Bass Puts Out Fires
CNN reports that engineering students at George Mason University in Virginia have created a fire extinguisher that uses sound waves, specifically bass, to... Read more
Posted on 29 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Taylor Swift and Microsoft Buy Negative .Porn Domain Names
Billboard reports that Taylor Swift recently purchased TaylorSwift.porn and TaylorSwift.adult to avoid the domain names falling into nefarious hands. Read more
Posted on 28 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 Live Streams We’d Like To See From Twitter Periscope
Yesterday we wrote about Twitter’s new service, Periscope, that allows users to live stream content. Here are 3 live streams we’d love to see!1. Read more
Posted on 27 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 Slogans We Propose For Twitter Live-Streaming
Yahoo Finance reports that Twitter launched a service called Periscope, that lets users live-stream whatever they want. If people like what a user is... Read more
Posted on 27 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Oilman: Oil Prices Will Go Up
Reuters reports that oilman T. Boone Pickens reports that oil prices will go up to $100 a barrel by 2016. This revises earlier comments he made that it would... Read more
Posted on 25 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Finnish Company Buys Louisville Slugger
Bloomberg reports that American baseball bat maker, Louisville Slugger has been purchased by a Finnish company. So here are:3 New Names We Propose For The... Read more
Posted on 24 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Maybe This Is Why Cavepeople Didn’t Have Breakfast Burritos
HopesAndFears.com reports that multiple experts believe that breakfast is not as important as once believed.According to these experts, studies paid for by... Read more
Posted on 23 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
App Makes Decisions For You
Maclean’s reports that a new app uses your smart phone’s camera to detect your heart rate, and then uses science to help you make a right decision if you are... Read more
Posted on 22 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Gamblers Ordered To Repay Casino Winnings From Unshuffled Cards
The Associated Press reports that a judge has ordered that gamblers who won over a million dollars playing baccarat at the Atlantic City Golden Nugget casino... Read more
Posted on 22 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Burger King Perfume.
Yahoo Finance reports that Burger King will be introducing a limited edition perfume that smells like Whoppers in Japan on April Fool’s Day. Read more
Posted on 20 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 Slogans We Propose For The Upcoming Google Watch
Wired reports that Google is making a smart watch with luxury watch maker Tag Heurer to compete with the Apple Watch. Here are 3 slogans we propose for the... Read more
Posted on 20 March 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY