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• Horse With Misspelled Name Wins Triple Crown

  American Pharoah won the Belmont Stakes today, which means its the first horse to win the Triple Crown since Affirmed in 1978.  But whoops, the owners misspelle... Read more

  Posted on 07 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Bell Media Head Calls Netflix “Dreaded”

  The Globe and Mail reports that the new head of Bell Media, a division of BCE, a company that co-rules an oligopoly over satellite TV, telephone service,... Read more

  Posted on 05 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Wal-Mart Is Turning Up The Heat! Literally. We Mean Higher In-Store Temperatures.

  CNBC reports that Wal-Mart is turning up the heat in its stores. Literally. To make employees happier. Apparently the temperature in the stores is determined... Read more

  Posted on 05 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Reasons People Like Airlines Better Than Cable Companies

  Yesterday we wrote about a study of many Americans that revealed that cable and internet companies were the least popular companies in any industry in America,... Read more

  Posted on 04 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Survey: Americans Love Airlines More Than Cable and Internet Companies

  Business Insider reports that a recent survey of Americans’ opinions toward various industries and businesses revealed that the least two unpopular businesses... Read more

  Posted on 03 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Microsoft To Reintroduce The Smart Button in Windows 10

  Yahoo News Digest reports that Microsoft is planning to launch Windows 10 in July including bringing “back the Start Menu you know and love.”3 Comments We’d... Read more

  Posted on 02 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Woman Unknowingly “Recycles” $200,000 Apple Computer

  The AP reports that an anonymous woman gave an original Apple computer worth $200,000 to a recycling center, unaware of its value. Read more

  Posted on 01 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Lengthy Password Reminder Questions We Would Guess

  Yesterday we wrote about a study indicating that lying on your pSsword reminders may make your account easier to hack. Here are 3 more answers we guess some of... Read more

  Posted on 30 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Time To Change Yout First Born’s Name From “Bart Simpson”

  CBC reports that a recent study indicates giving fake answers to password reminder questions may actually make your online accounts easier to hack. That’s in... Read more

  Posted on 29 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• AdWeek: Coca-Cola Not Paid For Mad Men Finale

  Yesterday we wrote about Marco Rubio’s reaction to the finale of Mad Men, including its use of the iconic Coca-Cola “Hilltop” commercial. Read more

  Posted on 29 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Reasons We Think Marco Rubio Apparently Liked The Finale of Mad Men

  Spoiler Alert! We think enough time has gone by for you all to have seen the finale of Mad Men, so we’ll write about it, too.And we’re not saying this because w... Read more

  Posted on 27 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Chinese Public Company Chairman Made Money Shorting His Own Stock

  Business Insider reports that recent filings reveal that Li Hejun, Chairman of the Board of Hanergy Thin Film Solar Group Ltd. increased his short interest of... Read more

  Posted on 26 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• USA Today: “Surprise: Using Car’s Air Conditioner Saves Gas [Compared To...

  USA Today delivered a revelation in a recent headline that driving with your air conditioner on saves gas… but not really… because it uses more gas than... Read more

  Posted on 26 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 11 Year Old Graduates With 3 College Degrees

  Yahoo reports that an 11 year-old Sacremento kid just graduated with three university degrees.Which means he can probably spell “Sacramento” correctly, unlike... Read more

  Posted on 25 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• “Thanks For Stealing My Identity, Now I’ll Borrow Yours!”

  Yahoo Finance reports that an Albuquerque woman who lost her driver’s license, resulting in her identity being stolen by a San Francisco woman, found and... Read more

  Posted on 23 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Device Has Sensors to Tell You When to Floss

  CNBC reports that a Shark Tank-backed device checks your breath for freshness, hydration, and whether you need to immediately drink water, brush or floss. Read more

  Posted on 22 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Social Media Moves We Expect Now That Hillary Clinton Has Joined LinkedIn

  Hillary just joined LinkedIn. Recently she joined Facebook. What’s next? Here’s what we think…1. Hillary joins Snapchat, and uses it to take photos of emails,... Read more

  Posted on 21 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Changes We’d Want To See If Luxembourg Bought All American Cable Companies.

  Yahoo Finance reports that a Luxembourg company called Altice reportedly may bid for Time-Warner Cable, after recently buying another smaller St. Louis area... Read more

  Posted on 21 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• KFC’s Latest Idea: Bring Back Colonel Sanders

  CNN reports that KFC is launching a new ad campaign featuring Darrell Hammond in the role of the long-deceased Colonel Sanders.And it seems like just yesterday... Read more

  Posted on 19 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Solutions We Have To Help You Get To The Hamptons

  CNBC reports that the Hamptons may limit the number of helicopters flying in there ridden by people trying to avoid traffic.“But what will I do?” absolutely... Read more

  Posted on 18 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY