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• The Ten Commandments Revised For Bible-Fan Donald Trump

  Donald Trump told a crowd in Iowa tonight that the Bible is his favorite book, ranking well above his own book the “Art of the Deal.”What parts of the Bible doe... Read more

  Posted on 26 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Observations From Last Night’s “Fear The Walking Dead” Premiere

  AMC debuted the latest in the Walking Dead franchise, “Fear The Walking Dead” last night. We have several observations: Nobody called the zombies “walkers.” We... Read more

  Posted on 25 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Margaret Atwood Claims National Post Censored Her Article… Guess There’s No Way...

  Canadaland reports that Canadian author Margaret Atwood claims that the National Post censored a piece she wrote criticizing Canadian Prime Minister Stephen... Read more

  Posted on 23 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Non-Breaking News: Bernie Sanders Addressed Crowd of 27,500.

  We’ve been writing a lot recently about news reporters (who should know better) interviewing pundits explaining that Donald Trump is “taking up all the oxygen”... Read more

  Posted on 22 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Breaking: Donald Trump Rocking Suit And Red Baseball Cap… But Doesn’t Seem To...

  Donald Trump is speaking in a stadium in Mobile, Alabama, live on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News.He is wearing a red cap, which we assume is his... Read more

  Posted on 22 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Breaking News: Trump Said Something

  Last night, Donald Trump held his first Presidential bid town hall Q&A.;  CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News all aired the meeting, with commercial breaks often inserted... Read more

  Posted on 20 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Enjoy Your Apple Watch Courtesy Of Major League Baseball, Ed Yost. Now Don’t...

  MarketWatch reports that Major League Baseball gave the Kansas City Royals Manager, Ed Yost an Apple Watch for managing the AL team in the All-Star Game. Read more

  Posted on 20 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Thanks For Beating The Yankees. You May Now Return To The Minor Leagues.

  The Toronto Blue Jays demoted pitcher Drew Hutchison to AAA Buffalo on Monday, a day after he beat the Yankees, raising his record to 12-2. At the time, twelve... Read more

  Posted on 19 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Donald Trump and Drunk Uncle Called For Jury Duty in New York

  Fox News reports that Donald Trump and SNL cast member Bobby Moynihan were called for jury duty at a New York City Courthouse.Imagine seeing those two on the... Read more

  Posted on 17 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 New Vacations We Propose For Americans As “Summer Fridays” Decline

  Yahoo Finance reports that only 8% of Americans get extra free days off during the summer, including Fridays (known as “Summer Fridays! Read more

  Posted on 16 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Questions We Have About Self-Driving Cars

  USA Today reports that Apple joins Google, Tesla, Mercedes, and other car makers in testing self-driving cars. If the operating system for the Apple self-drivin... Read more

  Posted on 16 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Slogans We Propose For HBO’s Sesame Street

  Yesterday, we wrote about Sesame Street moving its first-run episodes to HBO.  PBS will still show episodes, but they will air about nine months later. Read more

  Posted on 14 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Now That Sesame Street Will Be On HBO, Here Are Three Shows We’d Like To See

  CNN reports that for financial reasons, Sesame Street is headed to HBO. More episodes will air on HBO than previously on PBS, and after nine months, the episode... Read more

  Posted on 14 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Every Home Team Won in Baseball Last Night. Just Like a Kids Soccer Game.

  Yahoo reports that for the first time in Major League Baseball history, all 15 home teams won last night.3 Questions That Arise From This Story But did every... Read more

  Posted on 13 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Minnesota Vikings Lead NFL In Arrests Over The Past 5 Years… We Have Theories...

  According to the Bleacher report, every NFL team has had at least one player arrested over the past five years.Some of the most arrested were: Vikings: 18... Read more

  Posted on 11 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Columbia House Just Filed For Bankruptcy? Columbia House Still Exists?

  Yahoo Finance reports that the parent company of Columbia House has filed for bankruptcy.Columbia House used to sell records, and then tapes, and then CDs, and... Read more

  Posted on 11 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Oops! Butter Industry Study Finds Butter Is Bad For You.

  The Washington Post reports that a study funded by the Danish Dairy Research Institution found that butter raises your cholesterol relative to alternatives... Read more

  Posted on 10 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Facebook Confirms Nobody LOLs Any More. What’s Your Excuse Texas And California?

  Business Insider reports Facebook conducted a study in which they studied posts and comments in the last week of May. The most popular way of laughing online... Read more

  Posted on 08 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Tips For A Globe and Mail Writer On Writing A Piece About A Debate

  The Globe and Mail published a piece by Kate Taylor today in which she rants about her inability to watch last night’s Republican Candidate Debate on a... Read more

  Posted on 07 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Costco Sends Letter With Funnier Organic Food Labeling Correction Strategy Than...

  

  We recently wrote about Whole Foods’ response to allegations that the company sold items at New York stores with labels indicating inaccurate weights. Their... Read more

  Posted on 06 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY