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• I’m One Tired Mother Trucker.

  

  Less than two weeks from Christmas. I feel like I should be happy and joyous and singing Jingle Bells off-key like every year. But, alas, I am a tired mother... Read more

  Posted on 13 December 2018 LIFESTYLE

• The Night Before Christmas and All Through the House….There Was NO Tree in My...

  

  This year there will be no Christmas tree in my house. I am no Scrooge or against holiday cheer, it’s just we have a “situation” this year. We no longer can hav... Read more

  Posted on 03 December 2018 LIFESTYLE

• 12 Christmas – Hanukah Gift Ideas for Hip, Margarita Drinking Women. (or Wine)

  

  Don’t you get so tired of the gift cards, coupon books of hugs, coffee mugs, Christmas décor and all around “practical” holiday gifts you get every year? Ladies... Read more

  Posted on 26 November 2018 LIFESTYLE

• 10 Funny Thanksgiving Tweets

  

  Are you ready for Thanksgiving? What are you thankful for? Do you have one of those turkeys that they are recalling for salmonella? Read more

  Posted on 19 November 2018 LIFESTYLE

• Midlife Friends & Mayhem

  

  This past weekend, Susan and I had a staycation at my house. Who is Susan? She is Louise to my Thelma, Lucy to my Ethel. She is my partner in crime especially o... Read more

  Posted on 14 November 2018 LIFESTYLE

• It’s November and I Don’t Feel the Christmas Cheer.

  

  Bah Humbug! Is it wrong that I have zero desire to buy gifts for anyone this year? Anyone else feel this way? I mean I could do it all online and it would be... Read more

  Posted on 05 November 2018 LIFESTYLE

• More Halloween Tweets for 2018

  

  Ok. I love Halloween and I have spent an awful amount of time on Twitter lately. I am obsessed with Halloween tweets. Obvi. So I wanted to share more! I did a... Read more

  Posted on 29 October 2018 LIFESTYLE

• It’s Ok If Your Kids See You Are Not A Perfect Parent

  

  When you have that first child and you try to be the best mom ever, suffer from postpartum depression, cry a lot and put the diaper on wrong a few times, Don’t... Read more

  Posted on 22 October 2018 LIFESTYLE

• Halloweens from Our Youth & Hellish Costumes

  

  Let’s start with the obvious here. You could not breathe in these masks back in the 70s. You felt like you were being suffocated or worse. Read more

  Posted on 15 October 2018 LIFESTYLE

• 10 Funny Halloween Tweets for 2018

  

  It’s October and was close to 90 degrees where I am. So it’s no wonder I am not in the Fall/Halloween spirit yet. But it is almost time so if you are like me an... Read more

  Posted on 09 October 2018 LIFESTYLE

• Parents, Land Your Helicopters. Seriously.

  

  Believe it or not, I have been asked for parenting advice from time to time. Even though I love my cocktails, swear a little (ok a lot) and call my kids Thing 1... Read more

  Posted on 01 October 2018 LIFESTYLE

• Stop Reading ‘How-To Raise Your Kids’ Articles. Midlife Margaritas Guide to...

  

  I am a big fan of websites like “Grown And Flown” and “Scary Mommy”. They are filled with smart, funny and insightful articles about all the Mommy stages raisin... Read more

  Posted on 24 September 2018 LIFESTYLE

• Carolina Strong & Have You Marked Yourself Safe?

  

  Still getting through Hurricane Florence here in the Carolinas. While I live in central NC, we have had our share of flooding, trees down, power outages and yes... Read more

  Posted on 18 September 2018 LIFESTYLE

• The Day My Dad Killed The Maid’s Husband.

  

  Disclaimer: I am by no means making fun of anyone dying. This is just one of those family stories of the “you can’t make this stuff up” folder. I realize that n... Read more

  Posted on 10 September 2018 LIFESTYLE

• Midlife Margaritas Top 8 Funny as Hell Tweets About Parenthood

  

  Well as usual everything in the news, media and world-wide communication is still saying the world is going to hell in a handbasket. Read more

  Posted on 03 September 2018 LIFESTYLE

• Surviving Empty Nest Syndrome

  

  I am no authority on empty nesting yet. My oldest isn’t moving out till this weekend. And as long as he takes that nasty couch he bought in college off Craig’s... Read more

  Posted on 22 August 2018 LIFESTYLE

• Back To School/College Humor

  

  It’s that time of year again. Or maybe your kids are already back in school. Whether you have a kindergartener, high schooler or even a college kid (like me),... Read more

  Posted on 13 August 2018 LIFESTYLE

• Emails, Extortion & Sex Tapes (Oh My!)

  

  Do you ever read your spam emails? Sometimes I do just to see if I am missing any important emails. Usually I have the typical Penis Enlargement or Hot Asian... Read more

  Posted on 06 August 2018 LIFESTYLE

• Theybies. Gender Reveals Are a Thing of the Past….

  

  So I love to read. I read a lot of blogs and stories on the web. But when I read about “theybies”, I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Keep in mind that I... Read more

  Posted on 31 July 2018 LIFESTYLE

• 11 Weird Things That Happen During Menopause

  

  Just when you think you know everything there is to know about Menopause, you find out some pretty weird stuff. I put together a little list of weird things I... Read more

  Posted on 23 July 2018 LIFESTYLE