Miss Footloose
I'm an expat writer not living in paradise (like Peter Mayle or Frances Mayes). I do not drink wine from my own grapes or tend my own olive groves. I have, however, visited my butcher's bedroom in Palestine, eaten fertility sausage in Kenya, and almost landed in prison in Uganda.
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LIFE IN THE EXPAT LANE
http://www.lifeintheexpatlane.com/
Lighthearted stories of my (mis)adventures living the expat life in Asia, Africa, the Middle East and other fun places around the globe.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 237 )
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Expat Foodie: It’s Not Just White Stuff?
Mother Nature, fickle as she can be, has such a lovely artistic side to her, don’t you think? Just look at this photo of some of her creations below.... Read more
Posted on 17 August 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Life: What Happens in Your House When You’re on Vacation
Our expat house in Moldova stands empty, since we, the renters, are on vacation many miles away in the Netherlands, the place from which I hail. Read more
Posted on 10 August 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Vacation: Is Ignorance Bliss?
Don’t you just love going on vacation? You clean the fridge, pack your bags and lock the door behind you. You get on a plane — to Amsterdam, let’s say — and... Read more
Posted on 03 August 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Life: Getting Sheared
Are you sweltering in the heat somewhere in the tropics or the northern hemisphere? This photo below of the town of Yerevan, capital of Armenia, taken in the... Read more
Posted on 13 July 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Writer: Are You Ready to Bleed?
The writing life is hell, I’m sure you agree. Today I am so uninspired, so uninspired, I . . . I can’t even finish this sentence. I don’t feel like writing. I... Read more
Posted on 06 July 2012 BOOKS, CULTURE, EXPAT -
Expat Life: Staying Mellow in Moldova
Expat life can be difficult, exotic, plain boring or all of the above. I’ve been telling you a number of stories of my various (mis)adventures in different... Read more
Posted on 29 June 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Foodie: The Joy of Rotten Milk
Food shopping in foreign countries can be fun, mystifying, frustrating and dangerous. Just look what I found in a grocery store in Armenia one day. I kid you... Read more
Posted on 22 June 2012 EXPAT, FOOD & DRINK, RECIPES, TRAVEL -
Expat Life: Exotic Pleasures and Other Fun
Breaking my leg in the African jungle was a real adventure, if not the most magical one I’ve ever endured and I’m worn out writing about it (see last week’s... Read more
Posted on 15 June 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Trouble: What Not to Do in the Jungle
Have you ever visited a tropical rainforest? A rainforest like Kakum National Park in Ghana, West Africa? They’ve got a canopy walkway and I went across its... Read more
Posted on 08 June 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
You Never Know What You’ll Find When . . .
. . . you go to check up on the house back home.You get on a plane. You’re an expat living in a foreign country many time zones away from the house you own in... Read more
Posted on 01 June 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Trouble: Two Dutchmen and a Mali Sheep
When you travel the world and live in alien places as an expat one thing becomes clear very soon: You cannot get away from Dutch people. Not that you’d want to... Read more
Posted on 25 May 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Life Abroad: Riot on a Turkish Bus
Istanbul at night. We didn't get to see this. The woman in front of me in the bus is screaming at the driver. In Turkish. I’m thinking it’s Turkish because we’r... Read more
Posted on 12 May 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Life: Would You Want to Live Here?
Where would you want to live if you were going to settle down after your traveling or wandering expat life?Or where would you want to live now, if you were... Read more
Posted on 05 May 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Of Expat Despair and Turkish Delight
“Do you have a comb on you?” a frenzied British voice asks.Huh?I’ve just entered the ladies room of a restaurant on the Turkish coast. I’ve never been here... Read more
Posted on 27 April 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
The Expat and the Cow Lady
I travel a lot; I hate having my life disrupted by routine. ~Caskie StinnettDear readers, I may live the expat life in Moldova, but I keep footloosing it... Read more
Posted on 20 April 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
10 Ways Expats Have More Fun
Only ten ways we expats have more fun, you ask? I know, there are many more, but do you want to read a list of a hundred? No, I didn’t think so. So here’s... Read more
Posted on 06 April 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Foodie: One Chick, Three Sikhs, and a Chicken Curry
I was introduced to the exotic, spicy flavors of Indian curries not in India, but in Kenya, East Africa, where I began my long career as expat wife and kitchen... Read more
Posted on 31 March 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Fun: Window Shopping in Rome
Whether you’re an expat or not, you have to wear clothes in public (unless you’re in a place where nudism is the fashion), which means you’ve got to go... Read more
Posted on 24 March 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Foodie: How to Enjoy a Culinary Crisis in Rome
Just a lovely little street in Rome Expat life has its rewards, like finding yourself in Rome on vacation. It’s only a short airplane ride away from Moldova,... Read more
Posted on 16 March 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL -
Expat Life: Near Death Experience
Don't get in the car with him Our Italian driver is not of the Armani suit tribe. Carlo wears comfy jeans, has long shaggy hair and an unkempt beard. Read more
Posted on 10 March 2012 EXPAT, TRAVEL